Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[DOOR BELL JINGLING]

You have to be the bigger man.

I'm not gonna lie to you, I already ate the brownie

Like you don't care.

I don't want to have to hit a girl.

but you make it so easy to remember who the bad guy is in all of this.

I'm sorry. I can't do that.

You don't earn a Medal of Honor by stealing it.

I support your right to choose.

but I got enough crap to deal with

and the whipped cream and most of the hot fudge.

Yeah, well, I'm stuck with it for five years, so no biggie, right?

and next thing I know, my friends are taking karate

I figured it'd be some place where you needed a fake ID.

DEMETRI: No, no, no, no.

He completely exposes his chest.

Sand the floor.

We've talked about this.

And now, he moves my son into his house.

♪ Listen to your heart ♪

And what are you gonna do about it?

The hell do you think you're doing?

Oh, hey, Carmen.

Sam and I have this thing for octopuses. Or octopi.

At least I'm not an asshole.

[AIRPLANE ENGINE WHIRRING]