Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Hey, Pheebs. What's going on? - Hey. Nothing.
- Hey! - Hey.
Excuse me?
...I'm not putting out tonight!
Okay, you, Mr. Right-place-at-the-right-time...
I hope this isn't too weird but, uh...
She's my best friend.
Damn it, Danica!
...that I forgave you.
Well, if you had kept listening, ha-ha-ha...
I'm a terrible liar. I hate having to lie to Rachel.
You're not mad?
What? She just called and said she was going to be working late.
I know, I know!
Well...
I guess, that's two out of three...
And you said, "No.
So I laugh at my boss's jokes. What's the big deal?
- That's okay, Joe. - All right.
You go.
So you're telling me that I have to tell racist jokes now?
I can't believe you let them win.
Well I do, but I decided I'd take a long lunch...
What are you doing here?
- What? - Are you serious?
Oh, my God!
- All the things on the list there. - Thank you.