Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm a terrible liar. I hate having to lie to Rachel.
- Hey! - Hey.
Oh, my God!
Well...
I guess, that's two out of three...
What are you doing here?
So you're telling me that I have to tell racist jokes now?
- All the things on the list there. - Thank you.
She's my best friend.
- What? - Are you serious?
You're not mad?
So I laugh at my boss's jokes. What's the big deal?
Excuse me?
And you said, "No.
- That's okay, Joe. - All right.
I know, I know!
Okay, you, Mr. Right-place-at-the-right-time...
What? She just called and said she was going to be working late.
You go.
I can't believe you let them win.
Damn it, Danica!
I hope this isn't too weird but, uh...
Well, if you had kept listening, ha-ha-ha...
...that I forgave you.
...I'm not putting out tonight!
Well I do, but I decided I'd take a long lunch...
- Hey, Pheebs. What's going on? - Hey. Nothing.