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"When the human body is tense, it responds to pain more acutely.
But you're a woman. You girls talk about these things...
This is great, this is wonderful. It's so good to hear from you.
But it's just started to sink in that I'm gonna have a baby...
I can handle anything you got.
-Agnes, I'll talk to you soon, okay? -Okay.
You know, he went through two highlighter pens yesterday.
And I appreciate that.
Well, now that both sides of my brain are awake...
You see, what I'm trying to say is....
It just seems like it's time, that's all.
...and then we'll go straight from there to you.
Yeah.
Well, time to run the race.
Okay.
Although, I think maybe you do.
...I repeat, any other way.
Well, it's good to be heard. I just got this package you sent.
I've never been pregnant.
Right out of Ripley's.
Yeah.
Sir, that is exactly my point.
Good, good.
I don't know. All I seem to be able to come up with is...
Don't panic! Don't panic!
Sir...
Yes, you can have a glass of water. You want ice in it?
But I don't remember very much about it.
-...what can I do for you? -Well, I'm not sure.
It's crunch time, Dad.
The reason I'm saying all of this...
You're willing to go through this even though you don't know if it's your kid?
Okay, for starters.
Bert?
Yeah.
Now, there is one terrific-looking outfit.
Mr. Addison? David? Our Mr. Addison?
For you, I would commit Dr. Spock to memory.
...and Mom may very well be on the verge of losing control.
I know.
Right?
...or the best thing.
...all in white, wool blend.
...that I was not the cheeseburger type.
Here's a fun outfit in camel, a touch of the safari.
I need somebody to practice with.
Miss Hayes, you know I don't normally stick my nose...
The only thing I know is morning sickness...
-Yeah? -Yeah.
Nothing in the foot bones. Let's go to the ankle bones.
...easily transferable to a post-pregnant wardrobe.