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Right out of Ripley's.
Right?
Well, it's good to be heard. I just got this package you sent.
Yeah.
...and Mom may very well be on the verge of losing control.
-Agnes, I'll talk to you soon, okay? -Okay.
Mr. Addison? David? Our Mr. Addison?
"When the human body is tense, it responds to pain more acutely.
Bert?
I've never been pregnant.
Don't panic! Don't panic!
It's crunch time, Dad.
Here's a fun outfit in camel, a touch of the safari.
I need somebody to practice with.
Nothing in the foot bones. Let's go to the ankle bones.
I don't know. All I seem to be able to come up with is...
But I don't remember very much about it.
But it's just started to sink in that I'm gonna have a baby...
...I repeat, any other way.
Good, good.
Sir...
For you, I would commit Dr. Spock to memory.
...all in white, wool blend.
The only thing I know is morning sickness...
Okay.
But you're a woman. You girls talk about these things...
Although, I think maybe you do.
Well, now that both sides of my brain are awake...
Yes, you can have a glass of water. You want ice in it?
...that I was not the cheeseburger type.
The reason I'm saying all of this...
-...what can I do for you? -Well, I'm not sure.
Okay, for starters.
Well, time to run the race.
Yeah.
And I appreciate that.
I can handle anything you got.
Yeah.
...or the best thing.
-Yeah? -Yeah.
You know, he went through two highlighter pens yesterday.
...easily transferable to a post-pregnant wardrobe.
It just seems like it's time, that's all.
Miss Hayes, you know I don't normally stick my nose...
Sir, that is exactly my point.
...and then we'll go straight from there to you.
You're willing to go through this even though you don't know if it's your kid?
This is great, this is wonderful. It's so good to hear from you.
I know.
You see, what I'm trying to say is....
Now, there is one terrific-looking outfit.