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You know, when our dad died, my mom totally fell apart.
I can't thank you enough
I know. It seems like only yesterday
Uh, these are questions you have to ask the doctor.
[sniffs]
You got a date tonight?Yeah.
Corruption or incompetence?
you were a strange man bringing socks to my home.
Palsy Pavilion."
Oh, God. Which way?
You believe this? We're on a real date.
Is there damage?
Bob and I will meet you there.
Safe travels.
Go put on something nice.
Why not? This is a date. A proper date.
Schmuck.
The first time was in that movie Home Alone.
What's this, Mom?
He's on his way. [groans]
It went well. You should be able to see her soon.
Maybe it smells different on him.
[door closes]He smelled wonderful.
Sox.
Thank you.
What is wrong with you? Are you on something?