Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...but she did her best.

...it actually promotes a healthy, uh, body image...

I like big butts and I cannot lie

See, in my experience, if a girl says yes to being taped...

Don't be jealous. You should feel bad for him.

When we know all he does is sit around...

Ooh. A tape with a girl's name on it. It's probably a sex tape.

Please that's so inappropriate

You can have all the sailor fun you want with that one.

This is not our problem. We have each other. That's all that matters.

- The woman you what? - Yeah, the woman you what?

Oh, yeah, well, poor Richard, he...

Mom, Dad, this is Phoebe.

Ha, ha, Monica, look, I don't think you and I have any secrets anymore.

- Hello, dear. - Hey.

She's sweat, wet (Snaps Fingers)

Well, we know I'm gonna watch it.

So Where Does Everyone Summer?

.. and beat the moustache off his face

- I knew you didn't get a 1400! - Yeah, well, duh! I mean...

- Wanna get out of here? - Okay.

I can't imagine what he sees in her.

I just got Phoebe all dressed to meet Mike's parents.

You've never done that before. Daddy made you laugh, huh?