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- Oh! - It was like, um:
Wow, the boyfriend's parents. Big step.
Yes, you do. And a... And a big, round belly.
...but, um, no one had spoken in 17 minutes.
Oh.
Joe, emus are birds. You raise them for meat.
This pimp spit in my mouth
You've got big, beautiful eyes.
Though maybe just a little less "pimp spit."
- It's just football? - You were all worried for nothing.
Also, um, I just want you to know what a wonderful man your son is.
That's not you! Life is good again!
...because this pimp spit in my mouth and...
You remember her, Michael. She's lovely, well-behaved and single.
Yeah, I can see it.
Well, come on.
wwwwww ww
We are not gonna have this conversation again.
She actually makes me miss that pill-popping ex-wife of his.
Yeah. Right!
- It's hard to stop. - Mm.