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- [chuckles]
Do you believe in love at first sight?
- Ever' day.
I'll just work cases for ugly women from here on out.
- Can I see an ownership plat over this?
Tate?
♪ The poet writes his songs in blood ♪
- Teeter?
♪ Where the jukebox is barking ♪
For instance, if you dally a bull, right,
- Figure it out by Friday.
- Could I have a word, sir?
Stewart running for Governor, then?
Fucking scarred for life and it don't mean nothin'?
when we're watching a horse. Doesn't even make any sense.
- I feel like I'm in my fucking gynecologist's office.
- We need to name the dog.
- I know they're building an international airport
[music]
Tate?
so if it's progress you seek, do not vote for me.
- He does seems different.
Thank you.
- Fuck, you're one of six single guys
- Honey. - No, that's the second thing.
that Jamie has done that make him unfit to hold public office,
- Nope. I'll do it myself.
- Need a drink?
Fifteen of you standing in front of a store
"Damn right, I did it" is gonna be my campaign slogan.
Didn't sound like a question, did it?
But there's a war being waged against our way of life.
I'll get my own coffee.
- It's the corner office right down here.
♪ I guess that's just the cowboy in me ♪
♪ The poet writes his songs in blood ♪
- No?
- Yes, he does.
- Oh Stewart...
about all the things that you've done
and shopping plazas and restaurants
[music]
- Well... hell of a lot better'n the one you fuckin' tore up.
and subsidizing this utter waste of time, you'll go away.
♪ The me that's never satisfied ♪
Unannounced and "walk with me."
What's your dream ?
- Yeah. - Shut my fucking door.
- All right.
I do not need them chasing it.
- That's questionable...
♪ The heart of stone I sometimes get ♪
- Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
I was hoping you'd ask him.
- Remember to lay this piece flat, right?
That is progress in today's terms,
- Honey. You didn't let me finish my sentence.
- Yeah.