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- Ma'am?
I dated two of them and the other three ain't worth a shit.
- Yeah, looks like it.
Right this way.
- Well done. - All right.
- Teeter, just go grab your gear.
- Well, if you're building roads and sewers on land
- These are little victories, in the scheme of things.
put 'em somewhere nobody can see them,
- Woo-hoo!
- You got any ideas? - I got an idea.
[cow lows]
I think the Governor's office is ready
- That's what I call mine.
See how this front track here
- If I don't give you flowers when I'm sorry,
and point 'em at this gate.
This one takes effort.
- I need a ride into town.
[phone rings]
- [laughs] Damn right they don't.
- Oh, don't I know it.
[sighs]
- Get used to it. We've got fifteen more to collect.
- [sigh] Not looking too fired, Cal.
I can buy you dinner.
♪ And the coyotes are calling ♪
Okay, remove it.
- He's your dog. You can call him whatever you want.
- Um...
- Not scheduled.
Let me show ya.
[music]
- This ain't a life:
- Ah, so you're working for miss pouty lips.
- [chuckles] Sort of.
- I'll start looking through the rest of these heifers.
♪ The stars keep on fallin' ♪
when the wheels are in motion they're impossible to stop.
So you go once, and then twice,
Fine.
I'm just full of surprises.
So here's the thing: I need my assistants
Those are my greatest skills.
How's he working out?
[typing]
I think Jamie can take the responsibility--
- Yeah.
because he doesn't have the balls to say it himself.
Shaming some plastic surgeon's wife
- Never fooled around with anyone in the bunkhouse?
I believe that I can best represent Montana
- Oh! - Okay.
- This idea is hard to explain.
- You can't be here.
[murmuring]
So... I thought I'd make my move
that can't love you back.
- Well, I guess we're going to find out who you're loyal to, Beth.