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'Cause I'm just -- I'm just here with some back trouble.
are actually often walling themselves off from the world.
How is that romantic?
Wake the hell up. The account's empty.
Remember our, uh, white trash margarita?
when that playing card punctured your eardrum.
It'll be a good story.
Neil, I-I sent you to my guy to get,
Oh, my God, okay.
Uh, t-this was -- this was worn by Belichick.
I'm writing a book. Mm.
and worn to at least two Pats games --
Rebels versus Redcoats.
Sure.
Yeah. Ugh, yeah, yeah, right.
Paul Revere planted it.
Uh, hey, I know it's not cash, but, uh, do you think
I go over to Target, I get myself nice flats.
Don't worry about washing the bowl.
Come on! You can sleep anytime!
Uh, I don't really know how to answer that question.
um, the closest thing that I have
Ooh, bad neighbors.
I've -- I've heard that is -- It's awful.
Oh. Thank you.
Alright, I'm good!
I'm bad with cringe comedy.
Maybe not Kevin, but a --
Of course.
Manchester United.
Oh, uh --
and then we'll --Oh, do we have to?
Yeah, there's no type for this sort of thing anymore.
Look, does it always have to be "tit for tit"?
-What are you doing?! -Gotta protect my lady.
Oh.
Yeah. Can you believe it?
it's not given out lightly.
Therapist?
Well, it's not "Alexer."
Yeah, um, lower back, mostly, on the right-hand side.
I am not going in Neil's garage.
and I don't wanna argue anymore.
I have to a child -- was stolen!
God damn it.
Hey, where's our breakfast?
Now get the hell out of here.
Oh, yeah?
Um, he has a slipped disc,
Well, I'm the gift that keeps on giving, baby!
I never really thought of us as a "we."
But I also burned their lawn.
Uh, of course.
Not I!
Okay. So, I'm an idiot for wanting something,