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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Well, you know Chuck.
if it's anything like my foot hair.
Solid.
Wh-- Because my genuine Bill Belichick sweatshirt --
Of all the drinks I miss, that one's pretty high up there.
my pride and joy.
Uh...
Well, maybe a coworker.
I'm sorry, I have to go.
Hey. Oh.
Little flaming hexagons flying everywhere.
that he'd think that this hoodie was worth something?
Can't you do it?
-Allie. -Hey.
I had one of those strokes of genius.
You're actually gonna help them with that?
You got me a dog?'Course not.
But that 300-pound dude leaking through the ceiling?
Good.
I feel like my body's still recovering.
And Neil's probably right.
Oh.'Cause I -- I get cold.
Well, I checked, and no package yet.
Something that isn't the weather,
I am -- I'm fine, and I don't
No.
Shouldn't we be calling the police?
She keeps playing perfect housewife,
Yeah.
but I just never had any time for myself.
And that's our security?
We're moving.
and buy a bus ticket to Jersey?
You know what they say about sharing.
Let's go, men!
once he finds "Bill" tied to his porch.
Hey, the new neighbors have packages on their stoop.
Alexer, where's my stuff?
I'm so sorry.
Ugh! This is taking forever!
W-When we were younger.
I don't remember the last time I was shocked by an oxy OD.
Why?
Step two is--
Yeah.
That'll be $75 for today's visit.