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You Marcus' girl?
You guys said the same thing about cinnamon gum.
I just thought that we were, uh --
Oh, no, I'm fine.
Very pathetic.
The sparks! The colors!
-No. -Oh, good.
What the hell is happening?!
Okay, well, the last time you said that,
and I had you.
Good boy.
I need to go to the insurance company.
Like he'd just let her take the $194 she has
In the game of life, it's Kevin 632,
You taught me that.
that started with J, K, and L.
What?! No! No! I'm not gonna have sex with you!
No!
Damn foreigners are tearing my boy apart!
Look, I don't have that shit on me, okay?
My, uh -- my husband paid Lord knows how much for it,
Ouugh!
You blew up my life. Was that just for fun?
Trust me, I get it.
Hey, there's no eating in here.
Uh, he was wearing the hoodie.
I could call him with you if you'd like--
That's not a nice thing to say.
However you'd normally do it is good, I guess.
Mm-hmm.
So, you're having some back pain.
Instead, it's probably stuffed in the neighbor's closet.
Like it's easy?
Thank you.
Okay. Come here. Come here. Come here.
your needs.
You got a book club where you sit around
You talk to Kevin about this?
I used to love mixing drinks for you.
After the night I had, I'd say an Irish coffee,
Ugh....it might all be in there, but who knows?
Like a dessert with homework.
Why would you put fruit in a cookie?
Oh, it looks awful.
Oh, my God.
Maybe she wants him dead, and he deserves it.
Okay, try this. Say "Alexer."
Not when the neighbors lit our garbage cans on fire.
It was on the doorstep.