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Good for you, honey.
That they're not playing around.
is nothing sacred?
I don't know. He looks tired.
I'm sorry.
N-No.
Hey, babe?
If that's abandonment, abandon me every morning.
Why would I be mad?
under the neighbor's house,
Really?
I dunno.
Look, I should be wearing orthopedic shoes
Well, can't you?!
You still, uh, dole out his pain meds, or...?
Jenn, this is Alison. Alison, my wife, Jenn.
W-What do you want to pay --So, wha-- Oh.
Yeah, well, just the thought of paying a stranger
They stole my sweatshirt!
$120, final offer.
in the crawl space somewhere and I'm gonna hit my head
Bad vibes there, bro.
-Julie. Jess.
want to get mixed up in all -- all that.
the flame...
Convincing yourself all your dreams are gonna come true.
Oh, it -- it's got stains.
It's, uh, actually my new favorite.
Before you try...
a girlfriend or a -- a book club.
No.
I -- I don't want to bother him with all that.
We decided we're staying.
Thing is...this sweatshirt is actually a--
About?
and you're fine with hitting your head
when you talk about wishing I'd been here...
La-- Lady, I sell life insurance.
Oh.
I'm good. How are you?
No, yeah. Sure.
You left the fireworks at the salon?
I gotta get to the salon and start looking
I mean, maybe if you went over to Neil's garage...
Oh.
Uh...
And maybe she doesn't want to leave.
Thank you for, uh, seeing me so quickly.
You're not gonna be a pain in the ass
But not today!
Thank you.
A true message.
Yeah.
Hmm?
Impossible, babe.
That they cannot mess with me!
Oh.
Yeah, grandmas, frat kids.