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david zaslav to cartoon network studios burbank:
I am drunk, and I am horny.
one bad decision
I don't play that!
for the first time in my life
Ohhh...
about drugs in this country.
Bumbaclaat bumbaclaat
I gotta shut the Straight of Hormuz down, yo!
when I pee-pee it burns like hell.
and, the motherfuckin' punk police
if we stick 'em then we stuck 'em so fuck 'em
Whoa, that's not a toy, there, Robert!
Well, me, I gave up workin' a long time ago.
Murielle, Murielle, and Murielle.
maniac, lunatic call 'em Snoop Eastwood
you don't know what I'm talkin' about.
Nah, man, I can't do that shit.
but people get high every day...
I will see you next week.
Actually, it's my penis.
I only drink the finest breast milks.
Oww.
makes 'em cut a record for Bad Boy.
and just wait,
Only reason I'm cryin' is 'cause of the adrenaline.
Bobble, why do people get high?
(record scratch)
It's Dave Chappelle, but... close enough.
Now, if you'll excuse me,
The drama!
If you haven't seen the first season,
Kids, there are a lot of double standards
What's poppin', y'all?
Bad News, I’m shutting down the Lab … unless…..
All right, this is what's up:
Oh, gosh.
(music starts)
That's right, Dave.
Uh-uh, uh-uh.
Like me.