Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

the lady who does the PA announcements, just got hit by a bus.

Not great. I can't do it. I'd rather die hairy.

Oh, I gave the guy half a corndog so we can all ride foursies.

- How do you feel? - Awesome.

I'm great. You know me, I'm up, up, up,

OK, now here's what you do. Are you ready?

If I wasn't crazy about you, would I be willing to do this?

...piles of manure, even though I've yet to see a single animal.

I'm about to set a new record for projectile vomiting.

Lucky me, I couldn't pay my rent.

- I waxed my legs at home last night. - How did that go?

told me I was tying the wrong suture.

like crop circles, or this gal's Adam's apple.

it forces me to spend time with you outside hospital,

After shooting my mouth off the other night, I've been feeling a lot of...

No, Doctor. Just tell me what you need, I'll do it.

- That is weird. - I'll tell you what.

I dated this girl in college who made the decision without consulting me.

I'm not gonna let it mess things up with the guy I'm in love with.

Filthy girl. Filthy girl.