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Santa? Santa?
He's king, but he was never even a knight.
and powerful job in the universe.
more agreeable with you for, like,
Here's something that's easy to understand, buddy --
is that sweet Black Betty.
You'll find out after the second one.
He just does the opposite of my advice now.
♪ Goodbye, blue sky ♪
Feels early, but w-we're done.
Together: Yes.
You said that out loud. Don't speak.
Okay, so how do you guys think it works again?
How nice it will be for you to eat
Right. Point taken.
because they aren't about you.
How come I'm not, like, burning to a crisp?
Let's put our heads together.
Okay, Rick. You're right. Maybe...
would threaten the solar system?
since they live on the Sun, so playing by their rules
Yes, this sounds like a fun theory, sire,
and your most foundational beliefs
Sundays.
so we could hear each other's thoughts.
Uhhhhh, as your king,
Look, man, I'm sorry I've been such a dick in the past
♪♪
Traditions suck ass,
Any more questions?
I just...didn't want to cut my dick off for it.
Do I just leave the sword wherever?
Yeah, that's the point of tradition --
Oh, no, that's okay.
I just used your "computer phone" to search "despair."
Let's hear them out.
Okay, so you have space ships and magic ladies?
Be free, my little babies.
Hmm?
Three loozums.
Time to throw it all against the wall.
[ Clears throat ]
In jail.
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