Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm not qualified for any of this, Artie.

He won't text me.

a stop to this so I don't have to.

than a homesick Polish lady trying to sneak through customs.

1950s housewife,

This is pretty serious, then.

McKinley's become the kind of place

♪ he heard one guitar

but I like Unique for it.

What does it mean to you?

Uh, what am I jealous of?

what you really are, a scheming little kiss-ass.

I'm pulling a c-minus average since I got here,

They just are."

for both of us when I say

I'm not interested in that.

Well, that one is a zodiac jukebox,

Uh, Finn is my name.

♪ but now there's nowhere

so you can turn it around and make it a launch party

are somehow secondary to that. I'm sorry,

in order to watch them safely.

and who resigned her post as principal in protest

♪ hanging on too tight

♪ I've been dying over you

for your very own line of male girdles

Like a back hefty bag.

Figure maybe my luck will change soon

but what about Coach Sue?

is not more important than doing the right thing,

Is there any part you think

It's called being a teacher.

keep on picking till you find something slimming.

We want to see how well you play off each other. Is there heat?

play the part of the dutiful,

that though you auditioned with a Sandy song,

Not-not for good,

I love my kids.

You know what? I've never tried these. And I feel like

I'm going. It's decided.

You know I love Will, but I think you've spent

♪ we've had a bad day

which means there is no musical.

to her natural weight of 5,000 pounds

every day for a few months?

and if I don't get it up to a B,

as it would for you.

A hot bitch who thinks she's pregnant,

♪ when I was three, I pushed a plow ♪

Uh, Finn Hudson told me that you were probably

aren't gonna have a flag on the play.

but Rizzo's the money role of that show.

♪ there's just no getting over you ♪

♪ you think I'm just too serious ♪

and I thought maybe you could use a friend.

and start from scratch.

I appreciate what you're doing; You're a great friend.

Well, well, well, if it isn't McKinley High's very own

But it is what it is.

It's just nice, for once,

If he had the right guy showing him the way.

She's a brick house, Sue!

♪ blow me one last kiss

We could use you. You're so talented.

You can't do that, man, hold the musical hostage.

♪ he was born to hand-jive