Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

with yummy old-school Justin Bieber hair.

♪ yeah, jukebox hero

Sign me up, too.

Uh, "Greased Lightning" is my cell phone ringtone,

♪ hey, honey, you could be my drug ♪

I'm just kind of sitting back and looking

Follow my lead.

Oh. Awesome. I also had a c-minus average

Dude, you just did.

Maybe I'm not. You just lost

Artie and those guys know that.

Oh! Happy days is a show from the '50s,

And no matter where we go or what we do,

this is none of your business.

I heard you killed your Grease audition.

♪ but he knew for sure

a Glee Club national championship.

Someone to accept me.

could have called and asked if I could handle you

You were awesome. Amazing.

I'll come up or you'll come down.

Auditions are tomorrow.

You can't threaten me, Sue.

I just want to make sure I'm doing everything I can

♪ Before I was born, late one night ♪

Well, there aren't a lot of dudes like you.

We're both auditioning for that musical.

but am I wrong for feeling that way?

I love helping my kids.

Yeah. Good. But...

I'm not auditioning. What?!

♪ I'm hopelessly devoted to you ♪

Now, I know full well that gender confusion

♪ with his head hung low

but I graduated with a b-plus.

getting married, and no time talking about

which ever parts we want, right?

and not want to puke.

my mom got me when I got married to Carl, and I thought you'd like it.

And nobody breaks up with me.

If Unique identifies as a girl and dresses

I want Sandy... so bad.

- I haven't even seen Dark Knight Rises yet. - Oh, it was good.

♪ it started with a whisper ♪ everybody talks, everybody talks ♪

♪ La-la, la-la, da-da, da-da

this is a wurlitzer bubbler...

♪ jukebox hero

♪ Born to hand-jive, baby

♪ born to hand-jive, baby ♪

in cheerleading history.

We've become somewhat of a

Before I post the cast list,

Maybe teen angel.

Are you serious?

Figure that Ryder kid's got anything like that in him?