Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ everybody talks, everybody talks ♪
than Brian Urlacher's compression shorts.
are dumpster diving for your costume,
They all have carpeting.
I've nothing more to lose.
And who wants Justin Bieber hair?
They won't seat you till the whole party's there.
♪ I moved my legs
♪ since you pushed my love aside ♪
Oh, don't look like that, Emma.
♪ stars
So let me just rewind
and I, uh, came across these cookbooks
How about Sam?
sweeties like yourselves
That's why we gave you the audition song ahead of time.
That was a year ago, Mercedes. Let it go.
And I don't feel right in men's clothing,
Come on!
Finn. There's no prize for running the slowest!
Uh, you got a phone call in the teachers' lounge.
Trust.
Wow, I've never seen Blaine so...
♪ hopelessly devoted
of their own genitals.
But also, part of being a good director
I just need to know that you're ready for this.
It's just kind of hard to feel that way about myself right now.
♪ when everybody talks back
Start slow, then. Come try out for the musical.
♪ I think you're full of it
♪ my papa said, "everything's all right" ♪
we don't need a certified teacher to run it.
No offense, Sandra Dee,
many opportunities to actually enjoy anything.
Bane was a little hard to understand, but so evil.
♪ I think that life's too short for this ♪
Wait. When did Unique say he wanted to be a Cheerio!?
who's had gay Cheerios!, both male and female on her squad,
doing down there besides him.
♪ ain't never gonna stop
I'm really gonna miss it.
that the reason he's so into you is because of all the things
You know, I'd think twice about calling someone a bigot
And now he won't even return my calls.
Another one?
♪ oh, oh-oh
Searching for some recruits of my own.
♪ I think that life's too short for this ♪
Someone who's really good at making kids' dreams come true.
It's too bad she won't audition
♪ oh, can you hand-jive, baby?
Shannon's right. Time-out, time-out.
♪ hopelessly devoted
Hey, Ryder. Hey, Mona.
Jake has his eye on Marley,
I say we go with the zodiac.
♪ Higher
Fine.
Give it time.
But I can't go into the girls'.