Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm single, by the way.
♪ to understand
We talked about spending the rest of our lives together.
♪ come alive tonight
But, Mr. Shue, you can't just leave the Glee Club like that,
I don't want to go to Washington with you.
and I've been knocked out by a car door before,
In Shakespeare's time, all the female roles were played by men.
All of me.
This callback is all about the chemistry.
when they say you can't go home again.
Which is why it's gonna be
The already overly sexualized minstrel show
Will you take over the Glee Club?
Yeah! Bravo!
But I am terrified
♪ yeah, he's just a jukebox hero ♪
Why do I always feel so at home in a tire shop?
You're ready.
All right! You guys killed your auditions,
♪ hopelessly devoted to you
But wait.
It's filled with classic rock from the '80s.
It's not the singing or the dancing
to cast the she-male-fabulous Unique Adams
♪ everybody talks, everybody talks ♪
of the next 60 years of your life
by a strange, weepy man-child who has lotion
♪ to do
♪ everybody talks, everybody talks ♪
Oh!
Then you'd better find something to get excited about
This is all your fault. You screwed up "hand -jive."
I got a lot of work to do.
so they transferred him here.
but remember, the stage always adds at least ten pounds.
♪ White knuckles
Get your knees up. Let's go.
♪ I could barely walk when I milked a cow ♪
but for a few months.
I know what it meant to my mom. It meant, you know,
I saw you in the football game on Saturday.
♪ blow me one last kiss
Uh...
♪ and they saw me dancing when I gathered eggs ♪
♪ bought a beat-up six string
That's why he went looking for you.
and like I said, I can shield you from some of it, but...
I can't.
♪ hopelessly devoted to you
You cast yourself as the poor little
Did I forget it's one of our anniversaries?
Played football, too. Quarterback.
and I... I am so incredibly excited
Um..., I just got home early
stifling my natural hatred for you and helping you win
Break it up. Break it up.
No.
and brand-new fragrance call "nut whiff."
Hey you fatty
Grease was your idea. I don't know
♪ oh, my, my, dear
♪ oh-oh, oh-oh...
♪ Blow me one last kiss
and start from scratch.
♪ just blew him away
and if I'm dumb, then so be it,
What? I don't see what the big deal is.