Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It'd be funny. I don't really play soccer or anything.
Could I have your fax number?
All it really means is that we're friends.
Jim.
when you say all this needs is nuts and your wife says we have walnuts
No, no, no, no, no, no. I will forget so fast. You will be my savior.
He's a gun nut.
Yeah. Yes.
A dog-like obedience to authority. Nice.
Michael, undo it!
Honestly, I don't think Michael has the slightest clue of who he's gonna fire.
You're fired.
personally and financially responsible.
Hey, you guys excited about the party?
Hello
But we don't keep two sets of books.
Yeah, I get a little frustrated when I'm dealing with incompetence!
and it's definitely a step up and a challenge.
I'm gonna need you to find, like, a full employee salary plus benefits.
Wahhh I’m gonna tear my ACL and it’s your fault!
Quiet, you!
Okay. Okay. Okay-kay-kay-kay
I want you to fire me, and I will take it.
Good, good, good, good.
Blow your brains out? Come on.
This is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Oh, like the movie about the Indian girl who plays soccer?
Of course, I would take that job in Maryland because it's double the pay
NICK's REFERRAL -- ROBERTO
I just answer the phone.
Are you... I am...
Interesting take on Dorothy. I love it.
Can I speak to you a minute? Yes.
Yeah.
No, Michael.
future bae gon be like:
What are...