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Yeah, I feel sick. Yeah.
[grunts]
Really?
[muffled groan]
[phone vibrating]
- Are you going out? - We're tracking down who Jizz used to be.
If he hasn't texted me in a while, I find a sock under my bed,
but he's using it quite a bit.
[groans] You poor thing. I couldn't do that.
A day out. He hates his owner. He wants to do what he wants.
- [chuckles] - [Jen chuckles]
[grunts]
Uh… [chuckles] C-Can I have a word, please, Kash?
No, don't do a dad speech.
- Have you seen her? - [Kash] Seb, duck!
Oh, uh, yeah, sure.
We're going to his old owner's house.
I'm scared.
What if I don't like him?
I like that.
- Sure. - All right.
I don't know where he's picked up the word "cuck,"
[knocking]
and I'm not very comfortable with my body right now, to be honest.
I can do both. It's not like you need more than one hand anyway.
but it's generally frowned upon to steal a dog from a funeral.