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Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
"I couldn't hear your voice or laugh about it with you."
To become famous, I would have to quit guys.
-The kettle is calling the pot black. -Yeah?
It's kind of like terrorists.
Come on! Back!
-No. -Okay.
Yeah, that's in the... It's in... Yeah.
-We should reschedule. -Sit the fuck down.
A little sensitive subject here. How much does she weigh?
'cause you know I can get any guy here.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Could you take your finger out of my Arschenholer?
When the homies are messing with you
"You're watching Funkyzeit mit Bruno"?
-It's a very big moment. -That's right.
Who called Straight Dave a faggot? Come up here.
COME ON MATT LOOK ME IN THE EYES
Have anyone ever told you that you look Enrique Iglesias
Hi, I love your hat. It's great.
Can you look into this camera and just say,
Make the bed!
-I prefer the vagina. -Me, too.
Yeah. Totally.
Stand at the position of attention, candidate.
-Can you make that happen? -No.
that you engaged in when you put your lips around it.
I've written a song
Und the homosexual, you know, has got you down here.
A-List Celebrity Max Out mit Bruno.
It will be erotisch.
You know, I'm 19 years old, I've got a perfect body.
Ich bin Bruno, dove of peace
Love em
She must have a lot of hair.
Trap it, work the knees. Work the elbows.
It's very hard. Standing in heels all day, and everyone's watching you,
No photos please!
We, actually, our first time was on our...
No big deal. Whatever.
that I hope is gonna bring the world together
Can you be quiet?
-Yeah. -Most people think that a child
Look me in the eye. You can do this.
-You swapped him? -What?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Full of them.
About what?
and then they would broadcast it to the whole world.
Straight Damo!!! Straight Damo!!!!
It's my favourite.
-What's her name? -Jamie Lynn.
Would you quit being a little bitch here
Well, good luck with your life.
All right. I think, guys, we're finished.
-"Jerry enters." -No.
Newsflash, you're in a C-lister's womb. Am I right?
-All right! Get out of here! -What?
you’re just jealous because you know i can get every guy here
Demi Moore has 2 of them in her house.
Gayby.
-Thanks. -Okay. Great.
and I am on the verge of buying Mr. Magorium's Wunderbar Emporium.
If I'm having fun, I want little O.J. to come with me.
-Since you was 4? -Yeah.
But this is the girl's position.
Okay. Thank you very much. Fantastisch.
Maybe show a bit of skin or something like that.
All right, but wait a second. You are the baby's father now.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Really wonderful things.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
-My asshole's just for shitting. -My asshole's just for shitting.
I want you to hear what this fool is saying.
The defendant, as you know,
-Less. Okay. -Yeah.
-Yeah, so keep it or abort it? -Abort it.
-All right, now... -Listen, you're just jealous
You haven't? How's it feel?
Sir Officer Candidate, you deserve a medal for exceptional skin.
telling me to look him in the fucking eye. Right?
Zane & Corey on Carnival Cruise
Cut. Sorry, I'm not feeling this one. Could we go again?
If you was a woman, I would be humping you.
the most important TV fashion show in any German-speaking country,
-Yeah. -Yeah.
Sure. Thank you.
-Hey, don't talk to me. I'm not talking to you. -Hey, girlfriend.
then, yeah, we'd have to do that.
Clean water, food and teaching
-That's not a salute. -That's not a salute.
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Bruno has known true love twice in his life.
-Don't... You fold them. -Fuck.
-Like that. -Let's say I go down and I...
It's full of Africans. It's full of people of African descent.