Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But because of the law, we had to be a bit inventive.

What does it look like, Paul Blart?

"The host is a talentless idiot."

Fuck that shit! Fuck that shit!

Depending on his range. Boom. Then to his face. Boom.

I've got an idea. Let's play a little bit of dress-up here.

Hummus has nothing to do with Hamas. It's a food. Okay? We eat it. They eat it.

Well, that would... That would be bad.

Yeah. You can freestyle it, put her in a car seat. Whatever.

I don't need this motherfucker touching me on the back,

This is about gaining something for your own people

Well, I'm really into issues.

that I'm torn in my Arschenholer.

There’s always one

You want to be famous. You'll be one that's so famous, Bruno,

I mean, isn't pita bread the real enemy?

War's just based on hate and fear

That's such a chullin thing to say

She's just washing my Arschwitz.

I don't want to be in your alley.

-Okay. -Is that still cool or...

Is there anywhere in the world that no celebrity has tried to fix?

No, that was to the lady who is... I'm in the salon, yes.

Aircrew during their first OCP inspection

No, we aren't, either.

Next time you claim you're a better batsman than me, Cookie... ..it'll be a methuselah.

We're gonna do like this religious theme

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

This is wonderful.

I'm totally irresistible to gay guys. They see me und they want to schtupp me.

-that queer shit on you out there? -Hi. How you doing?

there is a relation between Hamas and hummus?

I have a dream for the Third World

-Right. -So how do I protect against those guys?

You gotta fold that neatly. You don't treat suede like that. It stains.

Put your shoulders back. This is a fashion show, not a slave auction.

Do as I say. Take that fucking shit off now!

We're going to put them up on this screen.

-Also, here I am mit Harrison Ford. -Fuck off!

-Save Dafar, yeah. -Angelina Jolie.

All the most famous stars in the world,

You'd be bent over, like a dog does it.

Lloyd, hi. How are you?

Ich was at a low point. Bruno had hit rock Arsch.

-Look her in the eye. -This is a fucking swingers party. Okay?

And then when you're facing me, that's called cowgirl.

-Yeah, no, it is. -What's the new one? What's Dar-five?

So if someone approaches you in the street und is being very, very nice to you,

-All right. -Civil rights...

You know, like an afrikanischer...

Please, can you unlock us?

Give him back! Give me my baby back!

GIVE IT UP FOR SKINNEE JAAAAY!!!

Okay? Kick around, boom.

-Sir, she's got an attitude. -What?

Why would he look you in the eyes when he's looking at a pussy?

Yeah, you were great in there. Have you done a lot of television before?

So. We're looking for 2 thieves to be on the crucifixes next to my baby.

I think you just scraped my anus.

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If it does remind you of that, then I say put it down,

You brought your son here today?

So if you could describe this show in one sentence...

So what? You're travelling fast. You're not gonna kill it.

GIVE IT UP FOR SKINNEE JAY!

Things have got to change. I want to become straight.

to shoot a new season of Funkyzeit.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

It's ironic that you should have amazing blow job lips.

O.J.! Give me my baby! Give me my...

Dolce und Gabbana. Hello?

-Thank you. -Can someone help this guy?

has served this municipality as city controller for more than 12 years,

What's up with the scarf?

In fact, Austrian fashionistas live their lives according to my "In or Out" list.

Sir Officer Candidate, did you just call me "she"?

Stop fighting, North and South Korea

Don't kill each other

I would not become famous.

No photos, please. Do you want another Diana on your hands

-I would say that it is. -Yeah, yeah.

There's so many stars in the sky.

Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Kevin Spacey, they all had one thing in common.