Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And I want the best guys in the business to kidnap me. Al-Qaeda is so 2001.
Come back, please. Can you please come back?
Ich was ready to give up when I suddenly remembered something
Africa is a continent, not a country, baby. Get it right.
But do you have something, maybe a double...
Why is autism so cool at the moment?
So my name's Bruno. I was born in Klagenfurt.
Fuck off!
Shoot a Christian
for the host of the brand-new TV show, Straight Dave's Man Slammin' Maxout.
If I did not get these queens to sign a peace deal soon,
I'm so sorry. Gosh. What is he, about 2?
It's time for this war to end
-Go ahead. -The worst piece of crap I have ever seen.
Austria. And what are your impressions of the American people?
I live in Austria's coolest city, Vienna. No big deal. Whatever.
Yes.
No. This is not what was supposed to be going on in here.
He's only 19
Sure.
pushing a wheelbarrow with another baby as a Jew in it into an oven.
The kettle is calling the pot black.....
No, I can't do this.
I actually got an interview mit Harrison Ford.
and he dresses like the policemen, how would you know that's him?
Really loosens you up.
In! Groen Geel! Aus! Vitesse!
Why are you so anti-hummus?
Und now, my exclusive interview mit Harrison Ford
Although, I did once suffocate a hamster in Mykonos.
Everything.
How would I become weltfamous?
Straight Damo!!!! Straight Damo!!!!
Nowhere in the script does it say
Wow
Sure.
-Kiss me. -No.
Tell him we don't have no faggots here in Arkansas. Take that shit somewhere else.
Fucking fag!
We're just like an ordinary couple, you know, boring, stay-at-home types.
I am repulsed by the idea of making the sex with a woman.
-More champagne? -No, I'm fine, thanks.
No, they're called African-Americans, girlfriend.
Is there something that you, like, that you believe in?
oh jesus
Yes, well, I want to really make this heterosexual sex.
Please, where you going?
And they'll say, "If Bruno can do it, then I can do it.
Lutz had gone, und ich had only 9 Freunds left on MeinSpace.
Look at the 4 of us. We are so like the Sex and the City girls.
Is your baby comfortable with bees, wasps and hornets?
Give me my baby! O.J.!
Can you switch off the television? Because I made a fart,
In any group, there's always one.
You’re telling me honey!
That's exactly right. He's amazing.
-You are not doing that. You're not taking... -The child is going...
How do you spot the homosexual?
Whoever called me a faggot come up here, and I'll beat your Arsch.
are there any new hobbies that I should take up?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
This outfit is too matchy-matchy as it is,
Like, I'm sitting here, and...
That is, like, it's my own thing.
No, no, no.
Who wants to see me beat this fag's ass?
In. Groen Geel! Aus. Vitesse!
Well, these lips were made to praise Jesus.
Luckily, there was still one shithole left to fix,
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Break his arms. Boom, break his ribs. Break his arms.
looks like a kind of dirty wizard or a homeless Santa.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I'm really into doing something maybe for Africa.
So, I decided instead to go to Los Angeles to become a celebrity.
Look like a straight guy, how's that?
We were happy. We had each other.
That's not gonna really work though, because you need the...
Telephone.
the kettle is calling the pot black
George is comfortable with everything. He's fine.