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Who's ready to max out with loads of celebrities? I am.
Was it Karl Lagerfeld?
-Okay. -It's very useful.
Puffy Vater?
Pretty cool, right?
Is he comfortable with dead or dying animals?
-I don't know, like elephants or something. -And then make bracelets?
You see a lot of them out here.
I couldn't even schtupp RuPaul.
All right, picture's next. Last looks, please.
Hold on. Hold on. What's that?
If it looks better without the car seat...
her mixing the pots of acid and that type...
to put your right leg forward and then put your left leg forward
Has anyone ever told you you look like Enrique Iglesias?
We both agree that hummus is very healthy.
we weren't gonna let it get us down.
-Straight pride. -Straight pride.
Fuck that shit! Fuck that shit!
Okay, let's see what she's got in her stomach.
So let's say I'm trying...
I'm afraid it gives me no pleasure at all to speak to you this afternoon.
I'm sorry. This is really not good.
Can you take...
-Yeah. -Fine.
That is such a Solana thing to say
Ich just needed to find a cock-aholics anonymous.
Wilhelm Schmidt?
He says he's in a place with green trees and flowers.
Is there any music that I shouldn't listen to? Any bands?
-Save what? -Save Dafar.
I should be chained to a 6'4" Norwegian with a PhD in sucking dick.
Sharing stories and saying how much we enjoy them.
-All right, this has ended. -What's going on?
Sinead O'Connor. The Indigo Girls.
Plus, ich was now so famous
Don't fuck around!
As you know, the defendant has served our municipality as city controller
Know each other? What?
-I think you broke that, actually. -I don't give a fuck.
-No, show me. -I'm not gonna show you.
Fuck him up!
By the way, where's your uniform? Go get your uniform on.
-Yeah. -"Everybody, like, stare at my glasses."
I don't want you to do something that you'll regret.
You're in it again. This is my alley.
They're often talking about one thing and then another and then another,
Can I ask him if he has any advice for me?
Very hard to do.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
For the second time in a century,
No. That's a racist thing to call them. African-Americans is the right word.
From the creators of shrek and terrible calling the police
and play the clarinet with everything inside of you.
-Thank you. -Yeah. Okay...
You brought some photographs that you took with the child because...
-To the whole world? -Yeah.
Are there any activities you suggest
What is going on here?
and I'm just trying to run in und kiss you...
Let me introduce you to somebody. Captain Miles.
-Set. -Action.
I just got off the phone with the network. They've agreed to do a screening.
They're too much like, "Look at me.
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I'm wearing this.
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This way.
-Do you think the glasses are too much? -Yeah, I'd lose them.
-Right. -I go to pull this down.