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Well, do you both agree on that?
And they'll say, "It's Jesus. He changed me."
Not just any iPod.
Really fantastisch.
Bruno.
Loves it.
That's some mess.
Let's maybe we get to know each other a little.
and they never get back to the first point maybe ever.
meech lughtcap?
-Right. -But we need that.
That would be missionary or reverse cowgirl.
Get out. Get out now.
Und what other positions are there?
'Cause I'm not gonna be here forever. Will you, the Palestinians,
Why not? Come on. Whatever.
It's going to be fantastisch!
If you don't want pussy, if you don't want fucking...
So you don't put any woodwind instruments up your Arschwitz.
-You're making the audience leave. -They are scared of the truth.
No, Lloyd, I was not speaking to you. I was just talking to the woman here.
but is gonna really make a difference, you know, really put me into the A-list.
So what's the baby's name?
You're gonna burn in hell for that one.
-So, I'm attacking. -Boom.
Modelling, a lot of people think it's easy.
-Hummus has nothing to do with Hamas. -Do you think
And slapping my nuts watch this And the land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi
And he's Bruno, dove of peace
Shut up women
Do we all share one tent or what's more sensible?
That is such a Boomer thing to say.
Well, I don't even know because it's pretty conventional.
-Yes. -Great.
Of course. Of course.
Excellent. Does he like it?
He could've been a midget. So he could have been 10.
Straight Dave
-Homo! Queer fags! -Motherfuckers!
Joey Miller
-So... -Great.
where my baby is gonna be on a crucifix playing Jesus
-Awesome. -Once I'm straight,
That's cool. It's kind of like that Madonna video.
I wanna be a star.
-You're a man. -Don't be a faggot.
So I was pained to learn that his debts
What? I'm not coming.
Because das ist A-List Celebrity Max Out.
I'm gonna light some candles if it's okay.
No, I'm not.
No, lotion.
-I'm on the front row. -I don't think so.
Go get them!
What do you mean by that?
Ich bin Bruno, dove of peace
Straight Dave. Straight Dave.
Ich bin Bruno, dove of peace
I hope not.
i don’t care where you put them
Yeah. I'd have to do whatever I could.
He's come to heal the world
So was the founder of Hamas a chef?
Make some noise, everybody. Put your hands together. Make some noise
That is such a Eric thing to say.
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Now, our next guest is a single parent. Please welcome Bruno.
He's also my nutritionist.
Lloyd, we need to distract him
Can you be quiet?
-All right, let me stop... Wait. -No, wait, wait. I...