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Whoa.
Yeah. I was having a good day.
You are a god among insects. Never let anyone tell you different.
Find all the humans. Every one. Find them.
That's a dorky-looking helmet. What's it for?
- Scott. - I'm so sorry.
Did you do these yourself?
...where there's been an attack in the Oval Office of the White House.
Most of the mutants escaped through a series of tunnels...
- Thanks. - No problem.
- I'll see you later. - Okay.
You should've killed me when you had the chance!
I'm the worst one.
Let's go.
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Spare me the lecture.
- All right. Get in. Get in! - I'm driving.
Oh, I- I've never hooked up with a girl like you before.
- So fix 'em. - I'm trying.
How does it feel, bub?
...from the real bad guys.
Now, when you have a nightmare, the entire bedroom shakes.
Do you know why?
Got a lot on your mind?
...when did you first know you were a-
Of course, you know all about that, don't you?
Baby-sitter?
...normally taking thousands and thousands of years.
All of it.
He's with Magneto.
Safe from what?
have you tried... not being a faggot?
Find all the younglings, kill them.
While Cerebro is working, Charles' mind is connected...
Run!
Neanderthals. We once believed that they were wiped out...
Just until I've got all that I need.
What is it?
In the past, she may have let us.
- I tried. I'm sorry. - I love you so much.
Hello. What are you looking for?
You were more frightened of him than I was.
So, they say you're the bad guy.
We don't want to hurt you, kid.
When will these people learn how to fly?
- Not really. - Mm. How you doing?
Gay
Now find them. Find them all- the humans.
Us. Right.
- You have him? - He's not going anywhere.
- I didn't mean to snoop. - Just try and relax.
Now, find them all. Find all the Raids!
Eric? Eric Lehnsherr?
I'm- I'm sorry.
- This facility is a school. - Sure it is.
That's it.
Can you teleport inside?
Bobby, what did you do?
...under the belief that you're a six-year-old girl.
Is that what they say?
Actually, my parents think this is a prep school.
You know, I've been working with mutants as long as you have, Xavier...
Have you tried NOT assimilating?
Well, we're still working on that.
- You'd do that? - I'd have Jean braid your hair.
This is Yuriko, my personal assistant.
What have you done with Scott?
Are you?
To what do I owe the pleasure?
I think it's time to leave, Professor.
...so it's his fault.
What are you looking at, you sick-
Ooh.
Though passion may have strained...
You know, just one year after Jason returned from your school...
Can I have a light?
Find all the humans. Every one.
I didn't realize Xavier was taking in animals-
- Get us out of here! - Okay, we're coming.
Please don't kill me. I didn't mean to harm anyone.
Who is he?
...even when Jean was a student...
...called Cro-Magnon man.
When I build a machine, I wanna make sure that it's working.
If he were forced to concentrate hard enough on a particular group...
Have you tried not being a poor person?
- Now! - Logan, what's wrong?
...and then there was only pain.
No!
But that doesn't make any sense. Stryker would need the professor to operate it.
So he would toy with our minds...