Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Book reports where I never actually read the book, and video games.
[groans]
Let me guess.
I have to say,
Ne…ver!
[screams]
OK, their names are Susan and Mary.
Johnny, we can't fight video game
[chuckles] Switch to max stun.
I know your names now, and I'd like to walk you home,
[both] Now!
[heavy thud]