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to find a cure for myself.
Bullshit.
My shoulder.
I'm flattered.
Some motherfuckers are always trying to iceskate uphill
Meyu 24, 2011
You saw what was on that disc.
The goal, of course, is to be like you,
Yeah.
Shh!
Aah! You little skeez!
Look at you.
Ohh! Aah!
Give my regards to Frost.
WOMAN: Yeah...
Aah!
[Heart monitor beeping]
If it works,
aah!
If you want to take the hard road, be my guest, pal,
Police found her in the street. Looks like she was bitten.
Listen to me. I want him alive.
[Speaking Russian]
Let me help you.
You're going to have to finish me off.
Aah!
Then you won't mind me
[Beeps]
Now, we got a lot to do here.
Let's get out of here.
Why, man?
These are the pages
Deacon Frost.
You have to understand, they're everywhere.
Too bad.
We hunt them, you see--
[Muffled radio transmission]
he put up quite a fight.
Aah!
These are-- they're, like, all better.
On me...
not running around
the record keeper.
Bad ass bitches. They--
You know our policy.
These archives are restricted
Some kind of an animal.
Aah!
They're vampires.
What do I care?
Ahh!
Yeah, the swords.
Just do it,
Give me the goddamn gun.
KAREN: Ohh...
Aah!
Janoary 18, 1974
I know that. Dumb fucking me.
Quinn...
what you should have become.
Smells like a vampire wiped his ass with it.
pieces of meat.
Meyu 27, 2011
Frost is trying to...
when Deacon welcomed me into his arms.
depends on our ability to blend in
Janoary 8, 2001
BLADE: Aah!
And bearing that all in mind,
trigger a fucking vampire apocalypse.
[Laboured breathing]
Janoary 19, 2001
Aah!
HIGH-PITCHED VOICE: ...image carefully, Frost.
Bringing home strays now?
It’s fake.
It's a shame, you know?
Stay with me, sweetness...
But you did.
but you, Frost...
Great skin.
Meyu 14, 2011
[Car engine starts]
He's here!
[Babbles]
[Lands silently]
Make it perfect.
[Groaning]
Serum can wait.
That's very pretty.
I'm offering you a truce.
One other thing...