Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Think I'd let him run loose without a chaperone?

[Turns off machine and radio]

You're not even a pureblood.

Is your blood on fire?

[Revving loudly, all around]

you better learn to pull the trigger.

to explode some vampire heads.

I'm one of them.

Eric, look at me.

Who would ever guess

[Laughs] You want him alive?

Janoary 9, 1974

Let me ask you something.

Congratulations, Blade.

It's like a bad dream.

Janoary 5, 1974

There are worse things out tonight than vampires.

Owned by vampires,

and I just had a run-in with Blade.

You need me, Frost! You need me!

Give me your hand.

Came back to finish you off.

One way or another, somebody's going to take you out.

you're nothing to me...

Morality doesn't even enter into it.

I must release you.

Done. We've had that conversation.

Janoary 2, 2001

Is all that really neseccarsy

Jesus Christ. I thought you'd be happy.

She might be useful to us.

Keeping radio contact.

Look, just do it.

The red blood cells are biconvex,

Took us a while to find it!

Ah, looky here.

[Car engine starts]

[Speaking Russian]

And they always deliver.

I'm going to be rubbish i'm going to be a rubbish vampire god

I'm a fairly sentimental type of guy.

It's no problem. We can still get the girl.

Unfortunately...

I know you're disappointed.

Fuck me? No, you fuck this.

[Flesh bubbles]

and you spit it right back in my fucking face.

Yeah, I like surprises.

a little game of 20 questions.

for thousands of years.

none of our weaknesses.

and our discretion.

See, vampires age slower than us.

It contains everything...

Better that than the alternative.

I bet you're just dying for a drink,

Save your strength.

What, man? That was funny.

What did you just say?

so forget what you've seen in the movies.

Some of the legends are true, though.

Oh, that? Oh, it's nothing.

[Tires peeling]

We'll have to do a C-section!