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Janoary 26, 2001
[Clears throat]
[Footsteps]
They can't. They're afraid of you.
For what it's worth, I'm sorry.
Jesus, that's him.
said that you were kidnapped last night.
Deac, I don't think you understand.
I don't know what's happening to me.
KAREN: What happened to the other doctor I was with?
FROST: Blade, Karen,
BLADE: That's a glyph--
When I think of what you've become,
Maybe you should let that go.
Janoary 6, 1974
Uhh!
Is he sick?
I've been telling these bitches all about you, man.
It's in the freezer.
You got the best of both worlds, don't you?
I've got the body sitting in the morgue right now.
I Should put this stump through that shit-eating grin of yours.
Uh! Uhh!
their entire history.
If he moves, fry him.
Like what?
But this doesn't make any sense.
What's wrong, baby?
How you doing?
It turns out she's a haematologist.
they'll even eat vampires.
Get out of here.
No pulse.
I came down here offering you an easy way out,
Like me.
What you got?
Aah!
It's time you fucks
BLADE: This must be Pearl,
[Karen moans]
[Groans]
What prophecy?
Looking for the vampire who bit your mother.
He's a hurricane,
[Dance music playing]
I came back, Eric.
There is no cure.
For your miracle cure?
KRIEGER: I'm sorry. I had to come here.
Muskrat? Can’t help you now, chud
By the time you watch this,
You don't look so good.
Hmm. How long's it been since you shot up?
zzzz sfsfs
[Screaming]
It was Quinn.
You're familiar with the Blood God.
The world belongs to us,
Some motherfuckers are always Trying to iceskate uphill
I have blood samples. I can go to the police.
Some mofos are always trying to ice skate uphill
So, where are we going?
Do we have any other business to discuss?
Oh, great, now you're robbing him.
Meyu 17, 2011
Aah! No!
Jump!
He toyed with them first,
What are you doing in here?
If it makes any difference to you,
and you act like this?
It happens sometimes, cutie.
I want you with us.
Some mother fuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill.
[Speaking Slavic language]
Heh.
But don't worry about it.
I checked her background.
don't stop.
She's going into uterine contractions!
Hey, it's a start, right?
You're just full of surprises,
[Sizzling]
No!
It's--it's part of his DNA.
and he's got shit he throws at you--
That means that we have to treat it