Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

in need of expensive life support

You're a liberal, Brian.

Wha-What? What are you... Come on. Pelosi's a monster.

you're probably a guy who likes to pleasure other men sexually.

So, friends, we were talking about Nancy Pelosi.

Now let's find out

Hey, you got one for me?

Wow, you sound crazy nervous.

if it weren't for you meddling Republicans.

I don't know what you're talking about, really.

Wh... All right, fine, just don't say anything, okay?

What the hell's your problem, Brian?

My-- right now my problem seems to be

♪ What if you find a fetus left abandoned? ♪

It's a paradise, Brian.

and I respect you for raising them.

put a cloth in your mouth and pour water over it

Yeah, I picked it up at the mall yesterday.

Taco Bell, you get covered in shit and you get a mullet. Fuck math. Math sucks. Any fat.

Hey, I'll tell you how.

I'm not saying you'd have to be gay to drive something else.

♪ It's a sin we can't abide ♪

♪ And babies come out of the womb in coats and ties... ♪

You're not really one of us.

Cocktail was one of the best films of its era.

I mean, some of the stuff in here is-- hey, bologna!

It's time for you to spread your two left wings and fly.

♪ The streets are aglow with the smell of apple pies ♪

to be something they're not.

and for keeping Congress predominantly white

if you want, we'll give you another crack at that.