Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's time for you to spread your two left wings and fly.

Wow, you sound crazy nervous.

Hey, you got one for me?

if it weren't for you meddling Republicans.

I'm not saying you'd have to be gay to drive something else.

♪ What if you find a fetus left abandoned? ♪

It's a paradise, Brian.

Yeah, I picked it up at the mall yesterday.

Wh... All right, fine, just don't say anything, okay?

I don't know what you're talking about, really.

♪ It's a sin we can't abide ♪

and I respect you for raising them.

What the hell's your problem, Brian?

My-- right now my problem seems to be

Taco Bell, you get covered in shit and you get a mullet. Fuck math. Math sucks. Any fat.

You're not really one of us.

♪ The streets are aglow with the smell of apple pies ♪

if you want, we'll give you another crack at that.

I mean, some of the stuff in here is-- hey, bologna!

You're a liberal, Brian.

♪ And babies come out of the womb in coats and ties... ♪

Cocktail was one of the best films of its era.

So, friends, we were talking about Nancy Pelosi.

and for keeping Congress predominantly white

you're probably a guy who likes to pleasure other men sexually.

in need of expensive life support

to be something they're not.

Hey, I'll tell you how.

Now let's find out

Wha-What? What are you... Come on. Pelosi's a monster.

put a cloth in your mouth and pour water over it