Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and I respect you for raising them.

Cocktail was one of the best films of its era.

Yeah, I picked it up at the mall yesterday.

put a cloth in your mouth and pour water over it

if it weren't for you meddling Republicans.

you're probably a guy who likes to pleasure other men sexually.

I don't know what you're talking about, really.

It's a paradise, Brian.

Wh... All right, fine, just don't say anything, okay?

What the hell's your problem, Brian?

Hey, you got one for me?

My-- right now my problem seems to be

You're not really one of us.

Hey, I'll tell you how.

♪ It's a sin we can't abide ♪

♪ The streets are aglow with the smell of apple pies ♪

Wow, you sound crazy nervous.

Wha-What? What are you... Come on. Pelosi's a monster.

I'm not saying you'd have to be gay to drive something else.

to be something they're not.

in need of expensive life support

and for keeping Congress predominantly white

♪ What if you find a fetus left abandoned? ♪

I mean, some of the stuff in here is-- hey, bologna!

You're a liberal, Brian.

♪ And babies come out of the womb in coats and ties... ♪

So, friends, we were talking about Nancy Pelosi.

It's time for you to spread your two left wings and fly.

if you want, we'll give you another crack at that.

Now let's find out

Taco Bell, you get covered in shit and you get a mullet. Fuck math. Math sucks. Any fat.