Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- We're remodeling. - Oh, and take your time with that.

Why do you want to be friends with a girl like that?

She's always pissed off, you know?

I think she's a sex fiend.

That doesn't sound very nice.

I know that. I just don't want to see you...

My brother sent me this amazing chem set.

There's a lot of great stuff in there.

can learn from your little mistake.

You wanna fight me?, Huh? You wanna getcha ass beat boy? Huh? I ain't mumbled, i ain't yo bitch nigga, ain't nobody's bitch, bitch!

Look here tomboy ass bitch, if you keep fukkin with me?, I'll wear yo fukkin ass out, that's on my daddy's grave

They're called scientists.

My dad always says a farmer never reveals how many cows he's got.

we may as well try to get along.

All right. I'll pick you up at your house at 5:30.

No. This is the school's locker. That's gonna have to be repainted, bub.

I'm still mad at you.

Really? Oh, my.

He owns A1 Sporting Goods.

I'll see you at 5:30!

But my aunt Kathy gave me this car, and it's mine.

Why? So you can pick your rumpus? Just hold the test tube.

Does any of your family shop at my store?

Yeah, he's a really good-looking guy.

Hey, you guys, let's go make some acid and pour it on the sidewalk.

ooh ah, Is that what you want you wanna mix it up a lil bit? You damn right, I'm bout to give you a Dirty South ass whoopin!, You'll be sucking my dick with no teeth

No, we're fine.

Well, I'd better get to class.

I don't know. I mean, what's geek mean anyway?

If you're gonna start being a tattletale and trying to get me into trouble,

Watch it. That stuff is expensive.

You wanna fight me?, Huh? You wanna getcha ass beat boy? Huh? I ain't mumbled, i ain't yo bitch nigga, ain't nobody's bitch, bitch!

Hey, at least I've got hair in my pits.

- Crap! - Get outta here.

Well, we do all right.

I bought a basketball a couple of years ago.

I don't need some spy reporting on my every move.

Yeah. Laugh it up.

Because she and her friends are mean to me.

- You OK? - I can't breathe.

I want you to move your ass!

I love relievin' myself behind a shower curtain.

Lady, I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm just looking for my girlfriend.

and which one's mine.

Jeez, kid, you ever hear of a doorbell? People do have heart attacks, you know.

- Come on, Bill. - Yeah, pick.