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Only guys get horny.
Congratulations.
Oh, he usually never eats,
And then I'm going to take a match, and set her hair on fire.
Last weekend, we went up to your vacation house in Benton Harbor
Bye.
- Guys, guys! - My chemistry set!
OK? I need these fingers.
Yeah, but my mom hates going there 'cause it's so overpriced.
Well, sit down. I'll get you both a plate.
- I'm malnourished. - No food?
and go catch a movie or something?
Where's my essay?
Do you want to come over to my house for dinner?
You know, I tried.
Oh, yeah, well, she's your friend,
Just follow my lead.
She and Karen Scarfoli?
Good night.
so just eat them.
Oh, god.
Karen is not my friend, OK?
You should have told me yesterday. I'm making veal piccata.
Especially if you're goin' out with her.
Right?
Come on. You gotta choose.
So, how long you had that house up there in Benton Harbor, Lindsay?
You don't even have hair in your pits.
Well, what are you doing later?
Just stop lying to me!
I'm not lying. You just can't believe I can make a friend
Oh, my life sucks!
- Mom, no. - Oh, Lindsay.
I think I have a test, so I'll see you guys later.
I'm just worried he might have worms.
- Go to the car, Lindsay! - Give me those keys!
I wasn't about to go to his house after school to get "tutored."
Lindsay, who are these people?
by tomorrow, 500 words...
Will you just calm down and not be a bitch for one second?
- What is that? - I don't know!
I did it.
I don't wanna hear your life story, OK?
Very upset.
Yeah. You know, I did waitress up there one summer,
he's the nicest guy I've ever met. You know?
Because you are a slut, slut.
Is everything all right, Kim?
How's it going? It's going bad.
Sorry.
Mom, dad.
Just 'cause a girl speaks her mind doesn't mean she's a psycho.
You are not going out anywhere.
News flash. You're not my father, fat ass!
Maybe you should talk to the boy... Outside.