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Willie Nelson?
- Yeah. - Well done, sweetie.
OK, well, thank you guys for your help.
Oh, God! Cindy! Cindy!
Oh! Dude! Man, there goes my ride.
Pum!
Oh, yeah, GK, Ned.
- Thanks a lot! - I'm sorry.
Now I have to report you or else I could lose my job.
- Wow. - Why don't you chill out in the car,
- Yeah. - How much you need for the goat barn?
That was fast. What did he do this time?
That's a beautiful thing, actually.
I feel like I'm gonna cry.
Just play the fucking game!
,..tough for me, sir. I don't really...
- Nedrick Rochlin? - Yeah.
Shit.
Without a win? Can I please have water without a win? Can you give me some?
- Right? - What's his name?
Hey, easy language, man.
I can't just turn my back on him for no reason.
I will.
Yeah, I hope you don't have to tire anyone to make room for me, Dyl,
River's interview is in three days time. I want him to be...
J' Yeah, Blue Yeah, Blue I
This is the first time I'm writing about an actual person, not just moisturizer.
Here, Ned, It's just a little something.
This is like a $500 bottle of wine, $480, right.
- Is that the lesbian sister? - That's Nat,
Hey, Jeremy. Uh, is it...
Well, all right. Thank you for your service.
Oh, but your story's adult with all the gory details
Isn't it funny how life works?
Space?
Well, I guess we're all capable of trusting the wrong person.
You're gonna be the best uncle.
- He's... - Are you helping at all?
I don't know how you describe it. How would you describe Nat?
What about those ones over there?
J' With a smile on your face and show the world
- Miranda Rochlin, Vanity Fair - Nice to meet you.
You can introduce yourself, Ned.
You know, Ned... Uh...
What the hell is that noise?
J' And Pm bound to keep on ridfn'
No, not at all, He's very cute.
J' three been three long years Do you still want me?
Dylan! Dylan!
OK, um, he-re's your story.
- No! - Nothing,
It's all we need to know, Ned.
if you could read it over carefully, please,
So has Nat always been a lesbian?
- If only I looked more like you? - What? No.
Because the idea of the two of you sitting around, talking about girls,
- Hey, man. - Caught the master criminal here
- I Are one and the same - Hey, man, you gonna be all right?
Ned, why would I want a past lover living in my backyard?
Your one responsibility!
- Yeah. - I didn't say that.
Yes, say it. Who's the man?
Oh, now if you're gonna move into that barn residence you referred to,
Willie?
I see no resemblance.
- That was quick. - I put it in.
Billy, get me the phone.
No way, man. There's no such thing as an ugly homemade candle.
Well, I'm telling you, he's depressed.
I thought the girls wouldn't want you hanging around,
Well, a little bit mad about the fucking rooster.
I'm feel really affronted right now, man, on my own property.
- That's awesome. - Good! That's so exciting!
I think your erection in my leg totally threw me.
- There you go. - Thanks.
You wouldn't happen to know where I could get some...
Us? No. Hm-mm. No.
Willie Nelson didn't do anything.
Uh...
I mean, he's not like a criminal or anything,
J' Every night about dark
- What? - Even the way you say her name.
J' Now I've got to know what is and isn't mine
Television show.
OK.
but do you think you're not as much of a lesbian as you thought?
Wow, that's a good question. I don't... it's tough to answer right now.
Like I can do anything.
Keep your mouth shut, Ned, just keep it shut!
I don't even...
Man, can you hold this? Thanks.
Mom, nobody's in the mood.
All right.
- Hot veg. - Hot veg.
How's that?
Oh, come on!
It's gonna be OK, Willie Nelson.