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And Trong has won both the Westinghouse Talent Search...
[ Imitating Machine Guns Firing And Bombs Exploding ]
[ Moaning ]
I'm rich! [ Shuddering, Panting ]
Mom, it's a nice thought, but we both know that this is the pony to bet on.
His job description clearly specifies an illiterate.
Will you look at Principal O'Donnell go biking?
Wow. ''Win a trip to Washington, D.C.
Folks, we print more than 1 8 million bills a day.
Honest Abe-- he'll show me the way.
[ Dog Whimpering ]
Now there is a politician who cares.
Cesspool! Cesspool! Cesspool! Cesspool! Cesspool!
People are gonna notice those trees are gone.
I-- [ Laughs ] I never quite know how to put this.
I am the American nonvoter.''
- Now, basically, what we wanna do is cut her down. - Uh-huh.
- Well, hi there. You must be Lisa Simpson. - Hello, sir.
That's why whenever I see the stars and stripes...
That reminds me. ''Seven ways to spice up your marriage.''
Your laundry, sir.