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There's this little kid from the Congo
fractured my jaw to where I couldn't eat.
- So I'm thinking we do the part about Jimmy's relationship
- Token, Butters, Jimmy. - - Yep.
then tell him what you did two years ago,
- Yeah! - All right!
- Nah, what ya doin'? Stan the Man loves you!
that we can wrestle against instead of those guys.
You got to check it out.
That kid was in 'nam? Man, that's incredible.
- I know. Shh!
- Hey, hey, whoa. You shouldn't be fighting anybody.
- So is that when I t-tell you that your girlfriend is a whore?
- Sir, that was one
- Lies! These are all a bunch of lies!
- I am gonna k-kick your ass!
It's some of the greatest wrestling we ever seen.
- Why do I care?
- I did! I'm the Rad Russian!
It's some of the greatest wrestling we ever seen.
YOUUUU BASTARDS!!!
- Juggernaut?
Vince McMahon is here!
- I'll kill you, Triceratops!
- What the hell do you care?
- You dirty Muslim bastard!
and I, the man known as The Rad Russian,
Then I'm gonna say you slept with my girlfriend,
- Juggernaut, there is to be an ultimate Smackdown
left to die in a cold and dark sewage tunnel.
- That kid in the hat is having sex with two different girls?
- Oh, how I long for the spring meadows of Russia,
and then having it all ripped away from you