Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

of the finest wrestling performances
That stuff isn't real-- none of it!
- From the professional wrestlers we saw in Denver?
This is wrassling.
- Yeah.
- This is our shot at making it into the WWE,
Real wrassling is a serious and respectable sport.
- You cheated and took my belt from me!
Hyah!
- Jeez. They're so young!
- You know what's going on.
The cold-blooded wrestler from Mexico, El Pollo Loco!
It's bad Irene!
- Get back on the floor.
- Oh, man, they took his job.
- Jeez, I didn't know his parents did that.
Why don't you come over here, young man?
but I'm afraid we have to terminate your employment
- What do you think?
Maximum damage.
Do you know how it feels to lose your parents?
- No, we're tellin' you, these kids are fucking crazy.
of Wrestling Takedown Federation...Smackdown.
- Uh, all right. Come on over here.
- Grr.
I was pregnant with your child, and I aborted it.
All: Oh, my god, oh, my god! Oh, my god, oh, my god!
you know, have a good flow and have fun out there, okay?
- It's true.
Go.
He's the worst wrestler I've ever seen.