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Oh, prison?
CROWD: All right! Yeah!
You need oxygen.
Hi, need a car?
Troy.
We'll kick his butt.
Well, surrrrrrfing ♪
Ouch! It does!
Yeah! Yeah, that's it.
but you kept saying,
( "Jaws" theme plays )
What do you mean, "I believe it is"?
I'd like to conjugate you
He's ridden waves they wouldn't photograph.
Maybe I should just pin it to your cheek.
Ha! Venus...
So this is what you do for a living, huh?
I asked you not to tell me that.
I dig chicks.
to a totally bitchen dude like me,
because she'll have to enjoy a good joke.
And he'll be back.
Back in the Dark Ages, when you were a teener,
Maybe the Midwest is for me.
We never had this much fun on the island I was...
he's got you cornered like a Marine on R and R.
Yeah, they're out there having fun ♪
toss your juvenile threats at me.
What?!
No, what are you going to do,
Oh... Oh...
( alarm rings )
I'll cut off his toes and sell them to the bait shop!
Oh, Annette, I want to,
Don't say it!
I think you're very brave.
Honey! He keeps needling me.
( making comical noises )
It closes over him.
Where am I?
Okay.
All right, all right, wait a second.
Me RN
We tried to figure where to take you last night,
No, it won't!
I'm out in the break.
Now listen carefully, girls. This is what I would do.
Dad, does the phrase "get over it"
And it keeps getting gross and squishy,
PUNKS: Zed! Zed! Zed! Zed! Zed!
when I burn stuff!
Everybody!
Do it nice and easy, now, don't lose control ♪
Honey!
Don't wet the hair please.
Ooh maw-maw, ba, ba ooh maw-maw-maw ♪
Wow, what a charming remark.
Oh, the name's Troy.
Get to the close to the board? What'd he say? I forgot!
Well, I thought you were my girlfriend.
stay in your crouch until the wave tells you to get up.
Okay, but here's my point.
the biggest mother wave
You know, you're crazy, old man.
Yeah?
We're going to dance till the bright daylight ♪
PEE WEE: Wipeout!
You sure have wasted an incredible pair of hooters.
No worries, no problems. No winners, no losers.
What I like about a love song ♪
Mom?!
What ceremony? ( stomps foot )
Doo-doo-doo-do, doo-doo-doo-do ♪
I mean, people just dream about that kind of thing.
Ba, ba, ooh maw-maw, ba, ba, ooh maw-maw-maw ♪
to my dad's American Express card?
Thanks. I owe you one there, Dad.
trying to select the, uh...
Hi, hon. Hi, Ma.
The old Stunned Mullet, huh? Yeah.
Look, don't mind him. Surfer, boards.
No. I thought we did.
Like sailing? Like sailing? Sailing is my life.
Where's the movie stars? What?
Mom, was I adopted?
It took a real man to handle one of those babies.
You see, I used to be--
Annette says I can't have any fun. Are you fun?
I just wanna show it ♪
Well, the bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word ♪
Hey!
I know what it means,
Surfing bird!
You're asking me about selling? Yeah.
Let's get together tonight, that's right ♪
We met these weird-looking guys…
You can tell the men from the boys
Aw, thanks, Kahuna. Give me a smooch.
Yeah, if you like riding around on a coffee table.
What am I doing? It seems to me that your daughter has developed
If he does this today,
( slurring ): Bartender, another drink, old buddy.
Do you ever shut up?
And who said you can never go home again?
Mom, I gotta go. I'm going to be late for work.
( ska music plays )
Ow, Dad, my eyes are crossing.
( music slow down and stops )
All right, okay.
Oh, no! You can do it. I know you can.
In less than six hours, our lives have been shattered.
On a wave ♪
Sandi. No, Dad, don't!
and can be pretty grouchy sometimes.
You know, sir, putting those ships in those bottles,
Oh, how time flies when you're having--