Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sandi. No, Dad, don't!

PEE WEE: Wipeout!

No worries, no problems. No winners, no losers.

Annette says I can't have any fun. Are you fun?

No. I thought we did.

Like sailing? Like sailing? Sailing is my life.

And it keeps getting gross and squishy,

It took a real man to handle one of those babies.

Well, I thought you were my girlfriend.

What I like about a love song ♪

Hi, hon. Hi, Ma.

Honey! He keeps needling me.

to a totally bitchen dude like me,

I'm out in the break.

I'll cut off his toes and sell them to the bait shop!

( music slow down and stops )

stay in your crouch until the wave tells you to get up.

You sure have wasted an incredible pair of hooters.

All right, okay.

No, what are you going to do,

( slurring ): Bartender, another drink, old buddy.

The old Stunned Mullet, huh? Yeah.

Maybe the Midwest is for me.

You know, you're crazy, old man.

Back in the Dark Ages, when you were a teener,

Oh, no! You can do it. I know you can.

Well, surrrrrrfing ♪

because she'll have to enjoy a good joke.

What am I doing? It seems to me that your daughter has developed

Ooh maw-maw, ba, ba ooh maw-maw-maw ♪

but you kept saying,

PUNKS: Zed! Zed! Zed! Zed! Zed!

Ow, Dad, my eyes are crossing.

( alarm rings )

toss your juvenile threats at me.

We tried to figure where to take you last night,

Mom, I gotta go. I'm going to be late for work.

when I burn stuff!

You know, sir, putting those ships in those bottles,

And who said you can never go home again?

Where's the movie stars? What?

Oh, how time flies when you're having--

Oh, the name's Troy.

I know what it means,

Do you ever shut up?

Don't wet the hair please.

Yeah, they're out there having fun ♪

Wow, what a charming remark.

What do you mean, "I believe it is"?

Let's get together tonight, that's right ♪

( making comical noises )

In less than six hours, our lives have been shattered.

Yeah! Yeah, that's it.

Thanks. I owe you one there, Dad.

It closes over him.

Well, the bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word ♪

to my dad's American Express card?

Get to the close to the board? What'd he say? I forgot!

What ceremony? ( stomps foot )

I asked you not to tell me that.

he's got you cornered like a Marine on R and R.

I just wanna show it ♪

Do it nice and easy, now, don't lose control ♪

Look, don't mind him. Surfer, boards.

I'd like to conjugate you

the biggest mother wave

Yeah, if you like riding around on a coffee table.

Now listen carefully, girls. This is what I would do.

You can tell the men from the boys

( ska music plays )

You need oxygen.

and can be pretty grouchy sometimes.

All right, all right, wait a second.

Mom, was I adopted?

Dad, does the phrase "get over it"

You see, I used to be--

If he does this today,

Oh, Annette, I want to,

Hi, need a car?

You're asking me about selling? Yeah.

He's ridden waves they wouldn't photograph.

Maybe I should just pin it to your cheek.

And he'll be back.

We'll kick his butt.

trying to select the, uh...

We never had this much fun on the island I was...

I think you're very brave.

We met these weird-looking guys…

Doo-doo-doo-do, doo-doo-doo-do ♪

( "Jaws" theme plays )

Okay, but here's my point.

CROWD: All right! Yeah!

So this is what you do for a living, huh?

Ba, ba, ooh maw-maw, ba, ba, ooh maw-maw-maw ♪

Aw, thanks, Kahuna. Give me a smooch.

I mean, people just dream about that kind of thing.

We're going to dance till the bright daylight ♪