Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Look, don't mind him. Surfer, boards.

You can tell the men from the boys

What I like about a love song ♪

( making comical noises )

Okay, but here's my point.

What do you mean, "I believe it is"?

No. I thought we did.

Yeah, they're out there having fun ♪

So this is what you do for a living, huh?

Now listen carefully, girls. This is what I would do.

He's ridden waves they wouldn't photograph.

You need oxygen.

Well, I thought you were my girlfriend.

Maybe I should just pin it to your cheek.

Aw, thanks, Kahuna. Give me a smooch.

Get to the close to the board? What'd he say? I forgot!

Honey! He keeps needling me.

stay in your crouch until the wave tells you to get up.

I'm out in the break.

trying to select the, uh...

I think you're very brave.

You see, I used to be--

And it keeps getting gross and squishy,

I'll cut off his toes and sell them to the bait shop!

I asked you not to tell me that.

Yeah, if you like riding around on a coffee table.

You know, sir, putting those ships in those bottles,

I'd like to conjugate you

the biggest mother wave

Annette says I can't have any fun. Are you fun?

Ow, Dad, my eyes are crossing.

Oh, how time flies when you're having--

Where's the movie stars? What?

And he'll be back.

You're asking me about selling? Yeah.

Don't wet the hair please.

I know what it means,

Ba, ba, ooh maw-maw, ba, ba, ooh maw-maw-maw ♪

All right, all right, wait a second.

You know, you're crazy, old man.

We'll kick his butt.

( music slow down and stops )

to a totally bitchen dude like me,

You sure have wasted an incredible pair of hooters.

It closes over him.

Doo-doo-doo-do, doo-doo-doo-do ♪

We tried to figure where to take you last night,

No, what are you going to do,

Back in the Dark Ages, when you were a teener,

Oh, no! You can do it. I know you can.

If he does this today,

( alarm rings )

PEE WEE: Wipeout!

Like sailing? Like sailing? Sailing is my life.

and can be pretty grouchy sometimes.

Wow, what a charming remark.

We never had this much fun on the island I was...

Oh, Annette, I want to,

What ceremony? ( stomps foot )

Yeah! Yeah, that's it.

Mom, I gotta go. I'm going to be late for work.

We met these weird-looking guys…

when I burn stuff!

Dad, does the phrase "get over it"

No worries, no problems. No winners, no losers.

In less than six hours, our lives have been shattered.

We're going to dance till the bright daylight ♪

Let's get together tonight, that's right ♪

Hi, hon. Hi, Ma.

( ska music plays )

( "Jaws" theme plays )

Oh, the name's Troy.

I mean, people just dream about that kind of thing.

All right, okay.

Do it nice and easy, now, don't lose control ♪

he's got you cornered like a Marine on R and R.

It took a real man to handle one of those babies.

The old Stunned Mullet, huh? Yeah.

( slurring ): Bartender, another drink, old buddy.

Maybe the Midwest is for me.

Ooh maw-maw, ba, ba ooh maw-maw-maw ♪

Do you ever shut up?

Sandi. No, Dad, don't!

I just wanna show it ♪

because she'll have to enjoy a good joke.

What am I doing? It seems to me that your daughter has developed

And who said you can never go home again?

Well, the bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word ♪

Well, surrrrrrfing ♪

Thanks. I owe you one there, Dad.

PUNKS: Zed! Zed! Zed! Zed! Zed!

Hi, need a car?

but you kept saying,

CROWD: All right! Yeah!

toss your juvenile threats at me.

Mom, was I adopted?

to my dad's American Express card?