Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

( Coffin and King's "The Loco-motion" playing )

Well, the bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word ♪

doing something you love...

All the good times we used to have here.

works longer hours than a coal-miner

May I say, you're uncanny?

And when you catch a wave ♪

Oh, what a shock.

He's battering down the door with someone's head?

You're gonna eat dirt from China.

Oh, really good, nice. Nice. Thanks a lot, huh?

He's more than mixed up with us.

( strumming electric guitar )

BOBBY: And although Mom wouldn't recognize stress

What are you going to ride, a Mustang?

...the largest dealership in Ohio.

Ah-huh, ah-huh-ah ♪

Sandi lives on a pier?

Um, we haven't been introduced.

Wooly bully, wooly bully, wooly bully ♪

We've only got a ten-hour layover.

BOBBY: You figured that out all by yourself, Pop?

Well, the bird, bird, bird is the word ♪

I would get my ass over there and get that guy.

Doo-doo-doo ♪

I'll tell you what you do. You trick them.

you haven't been in the ocean once.

So you got this cherry bomb, right?

Michael, put some clothes on.

( phone rings )

PEE WEE: Gnarly!

And swing your arms ♪

This is going to be a very, very short contest.

I'd like to have him,

How about a broken oar?

But just one time, I'd like to get him once.

Ooh maw-maw, ba, ba, ooh maw-maw-maw ♪

Thanks. It was great seeing you again.

Gosh, Michael, what a gut-wrenching tragedy.

Let's go, Annette.

I've been around in the night with the sound ♪

Then you move to limbo beat ♪

I think Dad just forgot how to have fun.

This is our house in Ohio, and this is my mom now.

It's the bloody surf demon on the beach of despair,

Nettie, please. You know as well as I do,

and then it just disappears.

Oh, come on, Annette. Don't be ridiculous.

Hey, listen, if I were a young guy

No, your father will be back.

Well, why didn't you just say so?

And they fly, and I'll fly ♪

Jamaica ska ♪

Or spending any time with your daughter.

is going to consist of three rides.

Of course it is.

Why don't we settle it like we used to do

Your shoelace is untied.

I had a home, a wardrobe and a fiancée.

All right, that's it. I've had enough.

The beach is hot, but that's what we paid for ♪

This whole thing is a hoax. I hate it! I hate it a lot!

Okay. So, what do I do?

( indistinct grumbling )

Now sit down and shut up!

Let me spare you this.

See you later, Mom.

It's peanut butter, isn't it, Mom? Isn't it?!

Wait, wait, wait. Flattery, flattery.

I didn't mean that. Come on, you have to see my shrine.

A couple of days?

back in the good old days, huh? PUNK: Pajama party?

wait a minute there, shorty.

Well, they're out there having fun ♪

uh, who exactly is "we"?

Oh! What a damn good question.

because then you get blamed, right?

Why don't you ask Sandi?

And it was fun, fun, in the sun, sun, let's go ♪

Mom, Dad, Bobby.

I'd kiss Annette up against a rock.

and were incredibly rude and dangerous.

God, I'm proud.

as if I have some control over this.

Oh, well, that is just great.

ANNETTE: I hope the bags don't take too long.

And your mind in the summer is it real? ♪

Three minutes later...

That's because you're boring.

Why did I leave?

If you got a guy in there,

Now I'm a stressed-out car salesman.

Oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh- oooh-oooh-oooh ♪