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Well, why didn't you just say so?
See you later, Mom.
.
What is that?
Nettie, please. You know as well as I do,
( rumbling )
works longer hours than a coal-miner
Ooh maw-maw, ba, ba, ooh maw-maw-maw ♪
because then you get blamed, right?
Well, the bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word ♪
All right!
Oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh- oooh-oooh-oooh ♪
Or spending any time with your daughter.
You're gonna eat dirt from China.
Well, the bird, bird, bird is the word ♪
A couple of days?
He's more than mixed up with us.
Mom, Dad, Bobby.
BOBBY: You figured that out all by yourself, Pop?
Wait, wait, wait. Flattery, flattery.
is going to consist of three rides.
I won?
I would get my ass over there and get that guy.
And they fly, and I'll fly ♪
( Coffin and King's "The Loco-motion" playing )
This is our house in Ohio, and this is my mom now.
We've only got a ten-hour layover.
Jamaica ska ♪
( laughs )
Now I'm a stressed-out car salesman.
No, your father will be back.
Hey, listen, if I were a young guy
Okay, thanks.
( phone rings )
Wooly bully, wooly bully, wooly bully ♪
Then you move to limbo beat ♪
and were incredibly rude and dangerous.
I had a home, a wardrobe and a fiancée.
Come in, dude!
And your mind in the summer is it real? ♪
I didn't mean that. Come on, you have to see my shrine.
This is going to be a very, very short contest.
No?
Three minutes later...
Oh, really good, nice. Nice. Thanks a lot, huh?
as if I have some control over this.
PEE WEE: Gnarly!
It's the bloody surf demon on the beach of despair,
Of course it is.
God, I'm proud.
Well, they're out there having fun ♪
I think Dad just forgot how to have fun.
Your shoelace is untied.
It's peanut butter, isn't it, Mom? Isn't it?!
Oh! What a damn good question.
Let's go, Annette.
Let's go ♪
( laughter )
Go, Pop, go!
and then it just disappears.
Gosh, Michael, what a gut-wrenching tragedy.
All right, that's it. I've had enough.
I've been around in the night with the sound ♪
Now sit down and shut up!
This whole thing is a hoax. I hate it! I hate it a lot!
Oh, what a shock.
Thanks. It was great seeing you again.
Toodles?
...the largest dealership in Ohio.
Michael, put some clothes on.
( laughs )
All the good times we used to have here.
uh, who exactly is "we"?
back in the good old days, huh? PUNK: Pajama party?
Well,
Sandi lives on a pier?
( strumming electric guitar )
I'd kiss Annette up against a rock.
CROWD: Oooh!
Um, we haven't been introduced.
And swing your arms ♪
Why don't we settle it like we used to do
Hair?
Ah-huh, ah-huh-ah ♪
May I say, you're uncanny?
Let me spare you this.
If you got a guy in there,
Doo-doo-doo ♪
So you got this cherry bomb, right?
doing something you love...
Why don't you ask Sandi?
Okay. So, what do I do?
wait a minute there, shorty.
That's because you're boring.
( growls )
I'd like to have him,
ANNETTE: I hope the bags don't take too long.
And when you catch a wave ♪
And it was fun, fun, in the sun, sun, let's go ♪
The beach is hot, but that's what we paid for ♪
( indistinct grumbling )
Oh, come on, Annette. Don't be ridiculous.
Hey, Ma?
What are you going to ride, a Mustang?
BOBBY: And although Mom wouldn't recognize stress
He's battering down the door with someone's head?
( grunts )
I'll tell you what you do. You trick them.
Stop it, boys!
you haven't been in the ocean once.
Why did I leave?
But just one time, I'd like to get him once.
CROWD: Yeah!
I'll pass
How about a broken oar?
Oh, well, that is just great.
( laughs )