Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I was just fixing his hat. Just fixing his hat
I know all of you have heard
No losers. Yeah.
Okay, look. I do, I do.
Look at it, honey!
Well, you were born, weren't you?
Mom? the Big Kahuna!
I should be writing this down.
( commentating indistinctly )
Yeah? Well, does the expression
Your father wants to make up. He's sending me a signal.
FRANKIE: Ha-ha! Two toothbrushes, after-shave lotion,
Ha-ha. What the hell is a Kahuna anyway?
So that's the whole story. I just thank God it's all over.
You ought to try ordering a real drink, slick.
Mike. Michael, you gotta win big tomorrow.
We have made a million memories ♪
and make a nuclear reactor.
Boy, you really know how to flatter a girl, don't you?
Gonna catch a ride on a wave all over the world ♪
Jack be nimble, jack be quick... ♪
That's enough. The show is over.
And shake your hips ♪
Da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da ♪
Come on, you guys!
Leave Ohio
Watch me sway for you ♪
Right? PUNKS: Right!
Everybody tries it once ♪
get me drunk and back to your place.
although she did develop this one little quirk.
Does Dolly Parton float?
( song ends )
All right, honey. okay, I'm coming in.
Not! To!
it'd have been you.
But he couldn't fix a two-foot hole in a boat.
slow dancing, moonlight.
Well, the bird, bird, bird, well, the bird's the word ♪
Ow!
It was fun, fun, in the sun, sun, sun ♪
Well, how about this?
( thunder rolls )
I see this guy sitting over there.
It's called "dinner and then the accident story."
Well, the bird, bird, the bird is the word ♪
It's the Humunga Cowabunga...
Whoopsie-daisy.
Yeah, it smells like the ocean!
Oh, it looks great, Mom.
rock 'n' rollers, celebrities.
You're not an easy guy to forget, you know.
Oh, come on, honey.
No. Whoa. Michael, Michael, wait a minute.
How'd you like to take me out tonight?
Doo-doo-doo ♪
So here's the date and don't be late ♪
CROWD: Kahuna! Kahuna! Kahuna!
They're still here? Yes, she and Bobby.
Well, the bird, bird, the bird's the word ♪
The water is warm, but that's what its made for ♪
and he never surfed again.
he's just become the teeniest bit conservative.
Are we the corniest couple you've ever seen, or what?
and we'd like you to say a few words.
( woman gasps )
Woolly bully ♪
Hey, slick.
Ooh, I'm getting goose bumps.
Keith? Richards.
It's this huge, enormous wave that rolls in from Australia,
( crowd yells )
You're putting me on.
I am, because I know exactly,
Would've driven him nuts. He would have walked up,
You know? Life's a beach.
BOBBY: Well, Mom's theory was swell,
MICHAEL: Can you add?
Oh, no.
A little variety.
( Herbie Hancock's "Wipe Out" playing )
Hey, Mom, you know who that was?
Best boards on the beach.
Let's ride, guys! PUNKS: Yeah!
Well, the girls are frisky in old Frisco ♪
Now go swimming.
I thought we were going to Hawaii.
I make and sell surfboards.
Oh, yeah? Well, let me tell you a story.
Do the loco-motion with me ♪
I bought this for a buck from a 9-year-old girl.
I just think everything will turn out.
and I see, on the horizon,
ANNETTE: It's too late!
That was...
are going to have the right to the entire beach.
( girls giggle )
Hey, wait! Interests, interests.
Oh, now, wait a second. Mm-hm.
Now, what do you think that means, "We're not in"?
that this party will be good, clean fun--
We used to spend so much time here.
( no audible dialogue )
Well, you know, I believe it is.
( pounding at door ) BOBBY: Ow!
If he won't take a wave, we can't win.
( yells ): Michael!