Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I wrote some jokes about how white people are different from black people.
but, well, you know the rest.
It's not so fair!. It's not so fair!. It's not so fair!. It's not so fair!.
Oh, my great, good God. Gentlemen, your attention, please.
And welcome back now to Cash In Your Legacy.
Anyone can lead a conga line. Hop to it, Smithers!
- I like you, sir. - Are you still here?
I've never seen them so excited.
Ooh, I hear this really sucks. Hmm, director's commentary.
At auction, I'd expect this to bring $20,000 to $30,000...
What would make you and your slovenly kind look at me that way?
To be loved, you have to be nice to people...
Oh Riley Thilthorpe
Oh, please. All this fuss for little old me.
Oh, we stopped those when the kids said I was too fat to carry.
Oh!
- What convenience. - I'm doin' all my thievin' here.
But what's it all worth when nobody likes you?
Oh, yeah. And I'm not easily impressed.
A charitable donation, eh?
I wrote another poem about a duck.
Whoo!
it's been such a century.
To be loved, you have to be nice to people, every day but to be hated; you don't have to do squat!
Can do.