Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I've listened to his excuses for 10 years, the loser!
No, thanks, Mr. Futterman. I'm late for work as it is.
Jesus, Frank!
It's no problem, Pete. Leave it up here.
Dad, it's really neat.
Because you never can tell.
They're inside.
You always drive!
...I'll get you...
I have made an improvement.
Very generous of you.
Everything was falling apart.
This could really be the big one.
The Bathroom Buddy
Look, I'm a junior vice president at 23.
What'll you tell him?
wow hooded nittens
...maybe find a present for my kid.
Thanks.
Come on out. Take a bite. Let me see you.
That's strange.
What happened?
You listen to me, kid!
Could you dim the lights?
The Futtermans.
You're kidding.
I am not drunk!
Bright light!
That's great.
What are these things? Where do they come from?
Here's Mr. Bird's heart.
...don't ever feed him after midnight.
It's the creatures!
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First the old bat closes the factory, and now it's my goddamn plow.
I cannot sell him at any price.
Until then, mogwai...
- One, two, three... . - (CHIMP SCREAMING)
By the time I'm 25, I'm gonna have Mr. Corben's job.
You know why? Kentucky Harvester.
What are you talking about?
Cover Your Mouth. Don't Breathe Any Gas.
It's not a good idea that you drive. Why don't you walk home?
But say you hate Christmas, everybody makes you feel like you're a leper.
Come on, what is it? What's wrong?
But the most important rule, the rule you can never forget...
That you have to see her to believe it! Turn on the lights.
Cover your mouth don’t breathe any gas
I'm sorry.
I just wanted you to know that Joe got another job.
You just made it. - Again.
Milk Duds.
You're familiar with the Bathroom Buddy Wait til you get a load of the Cooking Pal
I said it's great!
There's three rules you've gotta follow.
Yes, honey. So am I.
One more beer, I'll help you clean up.
Sir, I notice that you're a smoker.
We should have got a Zenith!
I don't believe it.
Water!
...their hearts beat about 600 times per minute.
You guys are really hungry.
They don't run those comics anymore.
No problem.
Dim the lights? Does it glow in the dark?
No, it's a sad movie.