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There they are! Look at my little stars.
That's because you have high standards,
♪ Attractive turkeys ♪
I-I can do that. I-I'd be great at that.
Yeah, Grandpa Potato.
Mm-hmm.
(quietly): Linda, look who came after all.
It's based on an original short story by me.
I don't want a conversation.
Yeah, my mother's father, Burt.
♪ Is it 'cause I'm scrawny and have glasses ♪
and gizzards, which will be inside the turkey heads.
It makes you want to leave your blood, sweat, tears
♪ Much to my surprise ♪
What play? Did you have plastic surgery?
We have to sit through one of Mr. Frond's stupid plays again.
Oh, God, I'm throwing up! (retching)
(chuckles) King James, Gene.
Welcome to the open casting call for the first ever
This is your moment and your stage.
Yeah, you're right.
Wait, make that waffles. Scratch that.
Holy moly, that's it!
I've been looking for you everywhere.
I want pancakes in the shape of waffles.
Save the drama for the stage, Tina C. Williams!
She's right, you are. You are.
and get a half day" on three!
♪ Why don't they eat a pig instead? ♪
So how's it end?
I mean, bad?
Hey, turkey.
(crying): I'm so proud to be part of this.
♪ I like my scrawny stuff ♪
Hmm. Bald joke. Yeah.
Louise! Gene! Oh! Tina! (screams)
I'm cutting back on the implied nudity.
Shutting it down.
Air compressor, this is your big debut.
Yeah. If everyone else wants to do it.
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