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[ SIGHS ] OKAY, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT --

THE LAST THING I NEEDED WAS A DISTRACTION.

YOU DIDN'T HAVE A BAD TIME ON THE DATE? ARE YOU BUSY?

WELL, JAMIE MUST BE SPECIAL.

[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]

AND HE TALKED ABOUT HOW HE HAD A GREAT TIME ON OUR DATE

NO ONE ASKED FOR A TONY MANERO WANNABE TO DROP BY.

AT LEAST HE'S AT HOME, NOT OUT WITH A GIRL. VERY TRUE.

BUT...YOU NEVER CALLED. I KNOW.

OR THAT STRANGE MAN IN THE CORNER WHO I'VE NEVER MET!

AND STORMS OFF THE FLOOR.

THAT EVERYTHING WAS FINE BETWEEN US.

UH...EXCUSE ME?

PICK A TEAM. IT NEEDS YOU.

NOT AN EARLY BIRD, HUH?

SORRY. SHE CAN'T. I'M NOT HER BOYFRIEND ANYMORE.

THAT WILL BE FUN.

AS LONG AS JACKSON DOESN'T KILL ME. LORELAI.

WHY WOULD YOUTELL ME YOU WENT OUT WITH HIM?!

IS THAT TRUE? I'M GONNA LET MR. POTATO FIELD THIS ONE.

BYE, RORY. BYE, JAMIE.

BUT...? I WILL ASK HER IF WE CAN RESCHEDULE.

I ALREADY WROTE HIS NAME IN MY REVENGE NOTEBOOK.

YOU STILL WANT YOUR HAND BACK? I'VE GOT ANOTHER.

BUT WHEN THE SONG STOPS, NOBODY KNOWS.

THEY WERE MADE IN 1943. I JUST BOUGHT THEM TUESDAY.

YEAH. [ CHUCKLES ]

HELLO, BIG, FANCY TROPHY.

I DIDN'T REALLY MEAN ALL THAT STUFF I SAID EARLIER.

NO SUN. WELL, HE'S NOT UP YET.

BUT JACKSON AND I'VE NEVER HAD A REAL FIGHT. WE'RE STILL NEWLYWEDS.

BUT NOT A LOT IN 60 YEARS IS STILL A LOT. I GOTTA FIX THEM.

[ GIGGLES ] I THINK I FIGURED OUT

YOU WENT OUT WITH LIAM NEESON? RIGHT ON TIME!

YOU'RE ALSO SUPPOSED TO HAVE BUCKTEETH, A CLUBFOOT, AND ALOPECIA.

* IF YOU'RE OUT ON THE ROAD *

AND I'D PULL OUT A BRIGHT, SHINY PENNY.

HOW MANY PEOPLE HEARD ME SAY I KNOW THE STORY?

MOM GOT ANNOYED, MADE ME GO TO MY ROOM.

AND IT SOUNDED VERY "BLUE VELVET,"

YES, TALKING TO YOU WOULD'VE BEEN A DISTRACTION.

THEN THE OWNER OF THE YELLOW CARD

ONE KID IN FOUR YEARS IS CRAZY. HEY!

TAYLOR, THE HORN!

CAME TO GET FOOD. GOOD. I'M STARVED.

I CAN, TOO. TELL ME.

JESS -- HE'S STILL THERE.

WHATEVER. GOD, WHAT IS THIS THING?

ALL THOSE THINGS ABOUT YOU AND ME,

I DO NOT DANCE. IT'LL BE FUN. WE'LL GET DRESSED UP.