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YOU COULD HAVE KNOWN THAT THEN. DEAN, THIS IS A GIRL THING.
* IF YOU NEED * * IF YOU NEED *
WHAT STUFF? THE KID STUFF -- YOU KNOW.
GOOD. UH, LISTEN, UH...
UNAUTHORIZED PERSONS ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
LOOK, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NICE.
IT'S BEEN PRETTY QUIET SO FAR.
I'LL USE MY EMERGENCY CARD. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. NO, STOP!
TELL ME WHEN I'M SUPPOSED TO PAY ATTENTION AGAIN.
I'M SORRY. MAY I?
I WANTED TO ASK YOU -- WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY HAIR?
IF HE ASKED FOR A FREE CUP OF COFFEE, GIMPY'S GOING DOWN.
I'VE GOT GREAT COVER ART LINED UP. OLD PICTURES, NEW PICTURES?
I WISH YOU'D JUST DROP THIS.
GREAT!
KIRK, I SWEAR TO GOD, DON'T MAKE ME COME BACK THERE!
SHE RAN OFF THE FLOOR.
TIME!
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CONTEST? TO HELL WITH THE CONTEST!
THEN EVERYTHING WE DO IS GONNA GET RUINED,
WAIT TILL YOU SEE JACKSON'S SUIT.
TO MAKING SOMEONE ELSE'S LIFE BETTER.
OH, THAT'S SWEET.
LET'S OPEN THIS UP TO EVEN MORE DISCUSSION.
YEAH, IT'S GREAT. STAND HERE.
I GOT 'EM.
KIRK WINS, I'M OUT. I'M GONNA GET THAT HO-HO SOMEDAY. I'LL HELP YOU.
BUT THAT'S THE LAST THING A GUY THINKS ABOUT
HE LIVES WITH HIS MOTHER. SHE WON'T EVEN LET HIM HAVE HIS OWN KEY.
ALL DANCERS BACK ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
WE WERE GONNA WATCH AND HANG OUT. HE'S LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.
I'M GONNA GO GET A SODA.
HE TOOK MY BOOKS. WELL, GO GET THEM BACK.
HE'S SURROUNDED BY COLLEGE GIRLS ALL DAY LONG
ANY COUPLE WITHOUT A NUMBER WILL BE DISQUALIFIED.
IT'S SO COOL TO BE MARRIED. YOU'VE YOUR OWN SPOT SCOPER.
SO IF I CAN GET HERE IN 20 MINUTES, THEN YOU'LL STILL BE SERVING, BUT IN 30, YOU'RE DONE?
WHY ARE YOU INSULTED?
WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
[ AIR HORN BLARES ] OH, MY GOD.
THEY WERE STILL LOOKING FOR A REHEARSAL SPACE
THEN JUST IGNORE ME AND PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR BOYFRIEND.
AND...HOW HE FINDS ME FASCINATING
WHO CAN BE MY DANCE PARTNER FOR THE MARATHON.
HE KNOWS YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT HIM.
OKAY, YOU TWO, GO GET YOUR PHYSICALS,
AND LET THE COUNTDOWN BEGIN.
KIRK'S IN A SPEEDO, TAYLOR'S IN A SKIRT,
WHOSE NAME I DON'T REMEMBER RIGHT NOW --
"DROP ANOTHER SUCKER --"
I'LL BET THE PERSON WHO WORKED ON IT 74 YEARS AGO DID. WE'RE WORKING SATURDAY!
HE'S MAD AT ME, AND HE'S TAKING IT OUT ON YOU.
THANKS. COME ON, SNOOZY.
YOU GOT A PROBLEM?
WE'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS TODAY.
BREAKING UP IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY --
THE ETERNAL QUESTION ASKED YET AGAIN.
WHAT'D YOU HEAR? "QUADROPHENIA."
THANK YOU, LORELAI.
I THINK I'M GOING TO DIE. ME FIRST.
NO. YES.
REALLY? FOR A BUCK A CUP.
CAN WE HAVE SOMEONE ELSE DO OUR PHYSICAL?
A DISCUSSION? YES, PROBABLY A SHORT DISCUSSION, BUT STILL...