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YOU...LOST MY NUMBER? NOPE -- I MEMORIZED YOUR NUMBER.
HAVE YOU TRIED THE INSANE ASYLUM,
[ SIGHS ]
I KNOW, HONEY.
YES!
THERE'S NOTHING MORE REWARDING THAN DEVOTING YOURSELF
OKAY? THERE. HAPPY?
BUT CLOSE ENOUGH TO HEAR ALL THE WONDERFUL THINGS HE SAID
I WOULDN'T DIRECT ANY COMMENT TOWARD ME IF I WERE YOU.
MRS. COULTER IS ABOUT 6'2".
STOP IT! YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHERE TO RUN!
YEAH, I'M SURE THEY DID, TAYLOR.
WHY NOT? TOO COOL? GO AWAY.
[ SCOFFS ]
Taylor: ALRIGHT, FOLKS, EVERYBODY ON THE FLOOR.
ALL OF A SUDDEN, COMPLETELY OUT OF THE BLUE,
[ GUNSHOT ]
I GOT ASKED TO THE HOMECOMING DANCE,
DOES ANYONE HERE UNDERSTAND THAT A MAN HAS A RIGHT
* WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW *
OKAY.
JERK.
HE'S JUST TRYING TO BUG ME,
EXCUSE ME, YOUNG LADY...
YE-E-AH! OH, I LOVE YA! YOU SHOULD SELL CARS.
TRYING TO CONVINCE MYSELF THAT IT WASN'T TRUE,
HOMEY. NICE.
JACKSON, JUST PLEASE CALM DOWN.
THERE'S SOMEONE ELSE OUT THERE.
OH, GOOD. HERE SHE IS. JACKSON.
PARIS...
AND TO YOU.
I LEFT AN IMPRESSION. YOU SURE DID.
WE SNEAK OUT OF BED TO BRUSH OUR TEETH AND GET BACK IN BED
AND HO-HO'S FADING, SO I'M TRYING TO BUCK HIM UP,
NIGHTY-NIGHT.
[ GROANING ]
HEY! MY SHOE BROKE. I NEED YOU TO FIX IT.
IT'S ON SATURDAY, AND IT'S A 24-HOUR THING,
BREAK'S ONLY FOR 10. IT'S JUST A SAYING.
FOUR YEARS IN A ROW, I'VE COME THIS CLOSE TO WINNING.
I'M GONNA SIT OVER THERE AND WATCH FOR A WHILE.
WHAT? MY HEEL JUST BROKE OFF!
THIS IS FUN, HUH? UH-HUH, BIG FUN!
WHO ARE YOU? DO YOU KNOW THIS BOY?
NOTHING GETS PAST YOU. TROUBLE IN PARADISE?
ARE AUTOMATICALLY OUT, SO HOLD ON TO YOUR PARTNER
BUT NOW I KNOW THAT I WAS AN IDIOT.
SO WHAT ELSE IS NEW?
OR EVEN A STRATEGICALLY PLACED TELEPHONE POLE WOULD SUFFICE.
AND PHONE DIALING? HOW'S IT GOING?
[ SIGHS ]
YOU'RE INTO HIM, AND HE'S INTO YOU AND SHANE,
NO, MY SHOE BROKE. LUKE'S FIXING IT.
BECAUSE YESTERDAY HE CALLED TO SAY