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SO...NOT DANCING? NOPE.
AND HOW HE THOUGHT ABOUT ME ALL THE TIME.
SHE WAS GIVING ALL THE PEAS VOICES.
BECAUSE I AM REALLY NOT EXAGGERATING HERE.
GET A LIFE. RORY'S FEELING A LITTLE TERRITORIAL TODAY.
ONE SANDWICH, PLEASE.
ACTUALLY, I THINK THEY'RE BOTH ABOUT THE SAME.
THANK YOU.
AND THE WHOLE ROOM WOULD LAUGH AND CLAP.
I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY HE'D WANNA DATE ME.
THERE YOU GO. IT'S ALL YOURS -- GOD HELP YOU.
BECAUSE WE ONLY HAVE THREE MINUTES LEFT
FINE. HE WAS RIGHT ABOUT ME, THEN.
AND THEN I'D SAY, "WHAT IS THIS IN YOUR EAR?"
OKAY...OKAY, HEART RETURNING TO NORMAL.
HE'S GOING DOWN. I HATE TO BRING THIS UP.
DID YOU TELL HER I DON'T WANNA SLEEP WITH YOU?
SPECTATOR KEN. JUST KEEP DANCING, YOU.
YOU CAN'T EVEN STOP SMILING.
WE HAVE TIME-WARPED WITH THE BEST OF THEM.
IS WHEN YOU HEAR THIS HORN.
WITHOUT BIOLOGY FINALS AND HEADGEAR.
YELLING AT YOU LIKE THAT,
HEY, LORELAI, JUST WONDERING --
AL'S IN ASSLESS CHAPS.
BUT THE LADY AT THE STORE SAID THEY HADN'T BEEN WORN A LOT.
AND IN ADDITION TO THE 10-MINUTE REST PERIODS,
NOW SAY, "THEN GET IN THERE AND MAKE ME MY SUPPER."
* FEELIN' LONELY AND SO COLD *
THE TENNESSEE WILLIAMS LOOK-ALIKE CONTEST PUT US OVER THE TOP.
AND YOU'RE BLOCKING MY SANDWICHES FROM THE REST OF THE ROOM.
TELLING SOOKIE THAT SHE NEEDS TO IMMEDIATELY INFORM ME
FIRST AID IS AVAILABLE IN MISS PATTY'S.
JACKSON, HONEY, WAIT!
AND...GO!
LAST NIGHT, I MADE COQ AU VIN.
IN BETWEEN, I CALL AND HANG UP ON HIM -- PATHETIC.
I THOUGHT SO. HELLO?
ME, APPARENTLY. WHAT DID YOU SAY?
I'M FOCUSING ON GETTING INTO HARVARD,
[ CRYING ]
OKAY, EVERYONE, LET'S GET TO WORK.
YESTERDAY WAS THE DAY YOU WERE FREAKED OUT
YOU'RE A DISTRACTION THAT I'M SUPPOSED TO HAVE.
AND TELLING STORIES ABOUT HOW HE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A MAGICIAN.
WE SCREW THIS UP, AND WE'VE BASICALLY MOONED A PIECE OF HISTORY.
YOU THINK YOU'RE BUGGING ME STARING LIKE THAT?
I NEED A GREAT DANCE PARTNER THIS YEAR --
HEY, JAMIE. HOW'S PRINCETON?
I'M SORRY, JACKSON. I DIDN'T MEAN --
WE'VE BEEN RAISING MONEY TO RESTORE THAT STUPID BRIDGE FOR EIGHT YEARS.
AND WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING SPECIAL FOR IT.
THANK YOU... AND GOOD LUCK.
SO I FIGURED I'D CHECK IT OUT. WHAT DO YOU THINK?
AND THAT HE'D CALL WHEN HE HAD MORE NEWS,
NO, I'M NOT MAD -- I JUST DIDN'T REALIZE
"WHY ARE WE WORKING SATURDAY?
SEE YOU IN THERE.
TWICE LAST WEEK, AND MY COLORING WAS WONDERFUL.