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and callipygian ass, while I had them.
- What just happened? - Well, it ate my card.
- Wait, you're gonna put that on your face,
so we can then get rid of them!
- No, no, we're fine. We're fine, honey.
- I'd argue that moment happens daily.
When brands try to get a content creator to work for free but their manager steps in
I shouldn't have to explain myself.
(Kiss)
at exactly the same time!
- You know, all things considered, Moira,
- Okay, I'm just gonna stop you right there.
- If you're talking about your body, uh...
Or your brother, I mean,
- Get the card back! - We can't get the card back! - Why?
That was the one time he let me play with his hair.
to know that "making things liquid" is not a good thing!
- Unfortunately, we can't put any more on your tab, Mr. Rose.
We felt I needed a more efficient way to get to work.
- Well, what this? There's eject.
But I have dealt with a lot of receptionists before,
is like, out of a romantic comedy.
I'm loving this Q and A,
- Oh, Alexis, you didn't have to do this.
The last traces of my juvenescence vanished
- Whew! Okay, good night, kids.
If you need money, I can give you money.
- You and Alexis, I've been getting some very weird vibes.
I did a series of very tasteful nudes
I know my PIN number, it's my birthday.
Three words I thought I'd only have to type
- So she bought you a car?!
- Yeah, whatever you can spare.