Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Aloha. welcome! Every customer gets a free lei.

They're so different.

when you call my name It's like a little prayer

I taught those guys things.

Do you remember what they called you in high school?

Appears legitimate.

(mobile phone ringing)

You wash your hair now. You're not Josie Grossie anymore.

I mean, Veronica had the great legs.

You're welcome.

Lonely ride in bucket five!

Sorry I'm late.

Alpo, the dog park is that way.

Single Lonely rider in bucket 5

Do you think I should bleach my teeth?

You're only seventeen

Tonight, tonight we'll ride

'Cause I've been changing my mind

You wanna be popular.

Don't you know it feels so bad sometimes

He's my teacher.

And when they meet them, they know.

I would not have been the same without him.

I came by to say hello.

cos you feel so lucky that you found it

Erase and rewind

Oh, stop your crying You could be happy

You know, it's funny. Proms always make me a little sad.

Hello, everybody else still working here.

Those girls are still there,

two days before the championship!

"To free both hearts, not in judgment but in equality. "

Oh, great. Totally rufus.

Thanks, Coach Romano.

I know this woman.

I mean, every word out of your mouth has been a complete lie.

I helped you. I got you everything you wanted.

Love is what you're waiting for

Sometimes opposites attract.

"I have a date with Roger from Op-Ed tonight,

Just take along my love with you

(Peppy Rock by BTK playing)

You can have my Buick LeSabre and name it anything you want.

Cos when you lose it to some guy named Junior with bad breath

Love is a cancer, love ain 't benign

Last time I checked this was a free country

(Josie) Maybe because we're not supposed to be having sex with bananas.

The popular kids and I...

(toilet flushes)

Just for one day to know what it was like to be popular.

Nah, man, she's cool.

we're gonna blow the lid off it!

I know. Five chickens had to die just so she could look stupid.

the right scout sees me,

OK, OK, enough.

Thank you. watch your step.

"My name is Josie. I'm from Scranton, Pennsylvania, the Keystone State."

Two weeks, Miss Geller.

Plus, I'm popular.

Crossing the seas, to look for that someone

Everyone will be too scared to question it.

Last I checked, this was a free country.

That was great, you guys. That was great.

You're only seventeen

You're afraid of the Ferris wheel?

Of course I do, Josie.

Mary, Mikester Rufus kegger

because it makes you feel more important!

Everyone thinks he can write,

I know her. You mean Loser?

Thanks. So do you.

I knew it! You are a loser!

If you've never kissed a guy, we have bigger problems than underwear.

You don't think I can grab a bull's balls?

You're at South Glen South? They have a killer baseball team.

with his mysterious confidence,

which none of you are.

(crowd) Josie! Josie! Josie!

And I'm Evening Gown Barbie.

so I can't do my notes...

You just have to find your story.

"The Terrible Truth About Coleslaw."

Someone once told me that to write well,

what the hell kind of story are you pitching?

You know, you can't just come in here

Go to Heaven when you make me happy

She is going down.

Actually, I shouldn't say that because I'm your teacher.

Even money the kid pokes himself with the sword

If you don't hurry, we'll miss the whole thing.

(Rob) Rager party, tonight at my house, baby. Yeah!

OK, so, like, what are you guys' hopes and dreams?

we'll go to Heaven tonight